So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15261. | Ivan (pop5a) | 75.96 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 15262. | Ring2020 (ring2020) | 75.96 | 98.2% | 2023-07-02 |
| 15263. | aeouaoeu (slow_guy) | 75.96 | 95% | 2016-09-08 |
| 15264. | Aseem (reigning_king) | 75.96 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| 15265. | Colby (cobblesster) | 75.95 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 15266. | Piplup (piplup_) | 75.95 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 15267. | Rixen (redex808) | 75.95 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 15268. | Heerah (heerah) | 75.95 | 96% | 2018-11-06 |
| 15269. | Aaron (germoose) | 75.95 | 95% | 2011-11-27 |
| 15270. | Mike (madmike95) | 75.94 | 97% | 2018-10-26 |
| 15271. | Miko (mikode123) | 75.94 | 99% | 2021-10-05 |
| 15272. | Shahil Suresh (roylar_range... | 75.94 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 15273. | wiz (wizthethird) | 75.94 | 94% | 2013-01-18 |
| 15274. | You never learn anything by... | 75.94 | 92% | 2014-03-28 |
| 15275. | Heidi (jackcat) | 75.94 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 15276. | govind (govinsb) | 75.94 | — | 2010-04-11 |
| 15277. | dsa8 (dsa8) | 75.93 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 15278. | Adnilem (adnilem1647) | 75.93 | 98.2% | 2023-07-18 |
| 15279. | Guest (preytcool) | 75.93 | 94% | 2016-08-08 |
| 15280. | El (el_tigre90) | 75.93 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 15281. | Carlos (chjunior) | 75.93 | 97% | 2011-10-06 |
| 15282. | Tom (vtw96) | 75.92 | 97% | 2020-06-08 |
| 15283. | TBEFluffy (tbefluffy) | 75.92 | 98% | 2017-12-21 |
| 15284. | Dustin (dustin099) | 75.92 | 95.8% | 2021-02-18 |
| 15285. | Nicholas (nsirlin) | 75.92 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 15286. | mutbuerger (mutbuerger) | 75.92 | 98% | 2014-10-10 |
| 15287. | Asem (norther) | 75.91 | 97% | 2012-12-30 |
| 15288. | Rasul (rasul07) | 75.91 | 95% | 2022-11-04 |
| 15289. | Geoff (zaplackthunder) | 75.91 | 94% | 2014-04-05 |
| 15290. | mangkaw (mangkaw) | 75.91 | 98% | 2021-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |