As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23653. | Ellen (pentagram_heart) | 51.31 | 95% | 2020-09-03 |
| 23654. | Blackwidow (gregggregggregg) | 51.31 | 88% | 2016-08-09 |
| 23655. | Poppa (ghome) | 51.30 | 94% | 2022-06-06 |
| 23656. | Adedhuman (adedhuman) | 51.30 | 91% | 2021-05-09 |
| 23657. | Vikas (vk_master) | 51.30 | 96% | 2021-03-13 |
| 23658. | yes_emily (sumtingwongwichu) | 51.30 | 92% | 2020-08-06 |
| 23659. | alex (mimzy1995ns) | 51.30 | 95% | 2020-12-11 |
| 23660. | Treaks (taddis1234) | 51.30 | 90% | 2016-11-04 |
| 23661. | Catumba (catumba) | 51.30 | 98% | 2016-01-13 |
| 23662. | Michael (mhmadhatter) | 51.29 | 96% | 2016-07-11 |
| 23663. | hhdpihs (hairypizza) | 51.28 | 94% | 2022-11-05 |
| 23664. | Matt (mhorsfield) | 51.28 | 95% | 2021-11-30 |
| 23665. | Jovani (jovina) | 51.27 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 23666. | CrashRAcer1 (crashracer1) | 51.27 | 94% | 2022-06-18 |
| 23667. | Velonik (velonik_12) | 51.27 | 94% | 2021-06-26 |
| 23668. | Nich (squiddyjohnlong) | 51.27 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| 23669. | Jakub (kubassino) | 51.26 | 98% | 2019-06-03 |
| 23670. | Chirp (chirpflewgone) | 51.26 | 99% | 2021-09-22 |
| 23671. | Jackson (wakeywaky) | 51.26 | 95% | 2019-05-01 |
| 23672. | eh (patricklie) | 51.26 | 92% | 2020-08-10 |
| 23673. | Denford (setnicknameto) | 51.26 | 95% | 2018-11-28 |
| 23674. | starvig (thomshi) | 51.25 | 95% | 2019-01-26 |
| 23675. | kris (kriskarm) | 51.25 | 96% | 2016-09-12 |
| 23676. | ジョンジョンジョン... | 51.25 | 89% | 2016-10-12 |
| 23677. | adilet_ (adilet_524) | 51.24 | 93% | 2022-09-05 |
| 23678. | Pan314 (pan314) | 51.24 | 91% | 2017-01-22 |
| 23679. | Nguyen (nguyepham) | 51.22 | 96% | 2023-08-23 |
| 23680. | Fsociety (as77) | 51.22 | 95% | 2021-02-28 |
| 23681. | olivia (olivianay) | 51.22 | 93% | 2015-04-16 |
| 23682. | Anand (perlaanand) | 51.21 | 95% | 2022-06-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |