I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14551. | GODSPEED (flashahyea) | 74.77 | 94.9% | 2023-08-11 |
| 14552. | Scared (scaredbutwhy) | 74.76 | 97% | 2023-08-14 |
| 14553. | aviad (patish) | 74.76 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 14554. | Viru (virulentis) | 74.76 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 14555. | Sahil (sahil_sa) | 74.76 | 98% | 2023-02-19 |
| 14556. | tstats[yleanx] (yleanx) | 74.76 | 95% | 2022-06-08 |
| 14557. | HumanUnknown (human_unknown) | 74.75 | 95% | 2022-11-03 |
| 14558. | Dion (the_new_guy) | 74.75 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 14559. | David (mrsnoopic123) | 74.75 | 96% | 2021-01-29 |
| 14560. | Evelyn (evelynji) | 74.75 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 14561. | Tyler (tyster02) | 74.74 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 14562. | Zephyr (introstealer) | 74.74 | 96% | 2021-11-02 |
| 14563. | AA Batteries (aa_batteries) | 74.73 | 96% | 2020-06-03 |
| 14564. | Max (maxk1ckass) | 74.73 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 14565. | Austin (slizzy99) | 74.72 | 95% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14566. | ves (bgrade) | 74.72 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| 14567. | Chipou (chipou) | 74.71 | 97% | 2025-09-12 |
| 14568. | RedToa (redtoa) | 74.71 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 14569. | Viv (vivexxx) | 74.71 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 14570. | ItsH (tree_3) | 74.71 | 97% | 2022-10-05 |
| 14571. | Elias (xmaw93) | 74.71 | 95.3% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14572. | Daneshvar (daneshvara) | 74.71 | 95% | 2018-07-21 |
| 14573. | tstats[samparish] (samparish) | 74.70 | 96% | 2026-05-02 |
| 14574. | Gautam (gautamjunwall) | 74.70 | 98% | 2022-04-15 |
| 14575. | Darkkiller12 (darkkiller12) | 74.68 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 14576. | John (slappy116) | 74.68 | 97% | 2019-03-05 |
| 14577. | McKay (heyitsyaboi) | 74.67 | 98% | 2022-06-03 |
| 14578. | Godtyper (practicetype8781) | 74.67 | 95.1% | 2023-10-08 |
| 14579. | Joe (zeppyg) | 74.67 | 94.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 14580. | Nicolas (silwr) | 74.67 | 96% | 2019-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |