The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4110. | David (sweetswiss) | 58.68 | 94% | 2018-02-23 |
| 4111. | Shyam (shyambkn) | 58.68 | 97% | 2014-10-23 |
| 4112. | Chris (princechrisvic) | 58.68 | — | 2010-02-03 |
| 4113. | ಠ_ರೃ Don Vito (nerdyn... | 58.68 | 92% | 2015-05-31 |
| 4114. | Saatvik (saatvikbot123) | 58.67 | 94% | 2022-12-10 |
| 4115. | JS (thenotorious619) | 58.67 | 94% | 2023-03-10 |
| 4116. | Lonzo (lonzoball) | 58.67 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 4117. | Eiji (eiji_ok) | 58.67 | — | 2008-11-26 |
| 4118. | Ygor (migore) | 58.67 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 4119. | D1ck F1ngers (d_wratten18) | 58.66 | 96% | 2021-09-27 |
| 4120. | John (itghst) | 58.66 | 88% | 2011-11-23 |
| 4121. | Michael (mwalter32123) | 58.66 | 90% | 2012-05-08 |
| 4122. | Vidhu Shikhar (vidhu_joshi) | 58.66 | 96.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 4123. | hermogenes (borgy) | 58.66 | — | 2010-06-08 |
| 4124. | Marko (kosmar) | 58.66 | — | 2009-02-04 |
| 4125. | DOTA (dotaism) | 58.66 | 93% | 2012-05-25 |
| 4126. | Jehar (rakhunb) | 58.65 | 94% | 2021-06-09 |
| 4127. | Vasu (vasughatole) | 58.65 | 94% | 2015-04-06 |
| 4128. | mandy (chipmunk1) | 58.65 | — | 2010-01-14 |
| 4129. | Richard (ragdolllv) | 58.64 | 94% | 2013-03-15 |
| 4130. | Turtle (bigtripod) | 58.64 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 4131. | Teal (teal5) | 58.64 | 97% | 2020-11-05 |
| 4132. | Balaji (awesomebala) | 58.64 | 94% | 2013-08-15 |
| 4133. | arvx (vinz24) | 58.64 | 96% | 2015-07-28 |
| 4134. | ankit (remus_wolf) | 58.63 | — | 2010-12-14 |
| 4135. | Josh (mini_langerz) | 58.63 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 4136. | HAIDER (india_) | 58.63 | 99% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4137. | Eric (xplo99) | 58.63 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 4138. | Jakeman90210 (jakeman90210) | 58.62 | 95% | 2015-03-01 |
| 4139. | Sam (sams25) | 58.62 | 92% | 2015-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |