And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5002. | (fortress_king) | 111.73 | 99.5% | 2023-10-04 |
| 5003. | Hieu (megaracerhieu) | 111.72 | 97% | 2021-07-07 |
| 5004. | (craftywastaken) | 111.72 | 98% | 2017-11-03 |
| 5005. | (brownbagspecial) | 111.72 | — | 2010-02-16 |
| 5006. | Yom (yomuro) | 111.71 | 98.8% | 2023-10-20 |
| 5007. | (waffaru) | 111.71 | 93% | 2012-08-21 |
| 5008. | (novas_arcos) | 111.70 | 99% | 2022-08-07 |
| 5009. | Andrés (_andresf) | 111.70 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
| 5010. | (denkfaehigkeit) | 111.69 | 96% | 2014-10-27 |
| 5011. | (svitkona) | 111.69 | 98% | 2012-05-23 |
| 5012. | Dan (dssl86) | 111.68 | 96% | 2014-05-13 |
| 5013. | (alianda) | 111.68 | 99% | 2021-04-30 |
| 5014. | (imaginarypowerunit) | 111.68 | 98% | 2012-10-02 |
| 5015. | Hernan (caantics) | 111.67 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 5016. | (cmplete_idiot) | 111.67 | 96% | 2013-09-19 |
| 5017. | (negativezero) | 111.67 | 99% | 2016-03-02 |
| 5018. | Kim (chipmonger) | 111.66 | 99% | 2023-06-28 |
| 5019. | (esayemm) | 111.66 | 96% | 2014-04-11 |
| 5020. | (jhc9999) | 111.66 | 99% | 2022-11-23 |
| 5021. | (nakuj) | 111.66 | 98% | 2020-04-26 |
| 5022. | (korizmo) | 111.66 | 96% | 2013-09-25 |
| 5023. | (jilchen) | 111.65 | 98% | 2021-09-27 |
| 5024. | Just a potato (quocbinhgt3007) | 111.65 | 98% | 2023-09-16 |
| 5025. | (falk) | 111.65 | — | 2009-08-20 |
| 5026. | (snackmalatavgranadahero) | 111.65 | 98% | 2019-07-13 |
| 5027. | (mattman6886) | 111.65 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
| 5028. | (edylk) | 111.64 | 95% | 2017-04-20 |
| 5029. | Hidi (bear_trap1) | 111.63 | 98% | 2020-03-15 |
| 5030. | (hellohellokatherine) | 111.63 | 92% | 2014-11-03 |
| 5031. | (robedigiov) | 111.63 | 98% | 2012-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |