So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22065. | (bc414) | 64.58 | 96% | 2015-12-21 |
| 22066. | (cpt_price) | 64.57 | 93% | 2016-08-08 |
| 22067. | (mxrkz) | 64.57 | 96% | 2021-06-09 |
| 22068. | (nightkappa73) | 64.57 | 96% | 2021-10-12 |
| 22069. | (uniquevaju) | 64.57 | 96% | 2023-02-20 |
| 22070. | (obnox33) | 64.57 | 97% | 2022-01-04 |
| 22071. | (iamarab) | 64.57 | 96% | 2021-05-23 |
| 22072. | shiba inu (bamboozledshibe) | 64.57 | 94% | 2017-10-05 |
| 22073. | (maggie.spence@sbcglobal.net) | 64.57 | — | 2010-09-20 |
| 22074. | (lordarchangel) | 64.57 | 93% | 2016-03-10 |
| 22075. | (rigged22) | 64.56 | 94% | 2021-01-23 |
| 22076. | (feelthewrath) | 64.56 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 22077. | Adrian (adrian4k_) | 64.56 | 95% | 2021-05-08 |
| 22078. | (corsairshadow) | 64.56 | 96% | 2016-09-13 |
| 22079. | (vicmackey) | 64.56 | 96% | 2011-08-14 |
| 22080. | (jayderby) | 64.56 | 94% | 2015-01-10 |
| 22081. | (eight8ate) | 64.55 | 92% | 2016-09-15 |
| 22082. | (hvz07) | 64.55 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 22083. | (quachgiaty) | 64.55 | 98% | 2017-08-13 |
| 22084. | (smartyviky) | 64.55 | 95% | 2018-09-01 |
| 22085. | (veronasie) | 64.55 | 97% | 2020-04-05 |
| 22086. | (chipmode) | 64.55 | — | 2010-11-08 |
| 22087. | (superfrik) | 64.55 | 94% | 2016-01-07 |
| 22088. | (nandhubal) | 64.55 | 97% | 2012-01-02 |
| 22089. | (ragnarox) | 64.54 | 95.9% | 2023-09-29 |
| 22090. | (nikbolotin) | 64.54 | 96% | 2023-04-14 |
| 22091. | (luischencho) | 64.54 | 90% | 2014-10-11 |
| 22092. | (fasts) | 64.54 | — | 2010-02-06 |
| 22093. | (lenherr) | 64.54 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| 22094. | (kc0721) | 64.54 | 97% | 2018-03-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |