The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3829. | Tesseus (tesseus) | 105.28 | 96% | 2023-03-22 |
| 3830. | Anthony (petruccius) | 105.28 | 96% | 2016-03-25 |
| 3831. | GXCVI (gxcvi) | 105.27 | 96.6% | 2024-06-10 |
| 3832. | Aidan (aidan9500) | 105.27 | 98% | 2020-12-21 |
| 3833. | mikoto :3 (love4mizu) | 105.26 | 98% | 2025-08-10 |
| 3834. | anntaylor (anntaylorn) | 105.26 | 97% | 2017-12-13 |
| 3835. | Tristian (iamnotarobotbeep) | 105.25 | 97% | 2012-12-08 |
| 3836. | Casey (amazingkc) | 105.25 | 97% | 2012-12-01 |
| 3837. | JCRueco (shizile) | 105.24 | 99% | 2022-12-17 |
| 3838. | Steve (serialkiller) | 105.24 | 93% | 2012-07-16 |
| 3839. | Horas (hoho_au) | 105.24 | 93% | 2014-04-03 |
| 3840. | Andre (smallchicken) | 105.22 | 99.5% | 2024-05-16 |
| 3841. | Zailos (pistachio66) | 105.22 | 96% | 2013-04-14 |
| 3842. | jeakai (lolilo123) | 105.21 | 96.7% | 2023-06-28 |
| 3843. | Itaxim (arconn_) | 105.21 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3844. | I Love (oooyay) | 105.21 | 99% | 2017-08-15 |
| 3845. | Jürgen (rage_) | 105.20 | 97% | 2013-10-14 |
| 3846. | Wario (multiwario) | 105.20 | 97% | 2015-10-26 |
| 3847. | Jeremy (breathe_h20) | 105.20 | 96% | 2014-03-17 |
| 3848. | Antonio (chipain) | 105.20 | 98% | 2018-06-14 |
| 3849. | N (natejam) | 105.19 | 97.7% | 2025-03-25 |
| 3850. | Nick (nidzoni) | 105.19 | 98.1% | 2023-10-12 |
| 3851. | Samuli (sparta92) | 105.19 | 96% | 2016-10-24 |
| 3852. | Kevin (membraneforlife) | 105.17 | 96% | 2022-08-17 |
| 3853. | George (wiliu) | 105.17 | 97.3% | 2021-02-13 |
| 3854. | RUSSTE? (zxxhcvzjhjkalhdfal... | 105.17 | 98% | 2020-12-11 |
| 3855. | CharlesP (charlesp12) | 105.16 | 98.3% | 2025-03-28 |
| 3856. | derpulus (derpulus) | 105.16 | 98% | 2024-01-17 |
| 3857. | desyncgod (43243264) | 105.16 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 3858. | sam (samthebb) | 105.16 | 99% | 2022-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |