Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 681. | jsc (cjs0712) | 99.17 | 98% | 2020-03-31 |
| 682. | say (sayjay) | 99.16 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 683. | Poops (poops_magee) | 99.13 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 684. | Wirtual (road_to_100_wpm) | 99.13 | 97% | 2020-11-16 |
| 685. | Chris (chsanfor) | 99.13 | 98% | 2019-04-24 |
| 686. | Jacob (jkhindo64) | 99.12 | 99% | 2020-04-01 |
| 687. | Stephen (kungszehon) | 99.07 | 99% | 2017-10-12 |
| 688. | William (we1hong) | 99.06 | 98% | 2018-08-20 |
| 689. | Hobber (hobber) | 99.04 | 97% | 2021-08-16 |
| 690. | finger breaker (lmaourtrash) | 99.03 | 97% | 2020-05-14 |
| 691. | Ritchie (kuupper) | 98.98 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 692. | Kauzki (flippityy) | 98.95 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 693. | Kris (kris_z) | 98.94 | 97% | 2020-01-04 |
| 694. | sss (daddydaddydo) | 98.89 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 695. | Third (ams342t0) | 98.86 | 100% | 2020-12-16 |
| 696. | Maksim (jonnybones) | 98.83 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 697. | Evu (chingching22) | 98.82 | 98% | 2018-08-12 |
| 698. | Alec (thezoltan94) | 98.79 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 699. | o.O (yorickvw) | 98.78 | 98% | 2018-06-02 |
| 700. | telorbuzzu (telorbusu) | 98.77 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 701. | ro (ro_catperson) | 98.76 | 95% | 2020-04-12 |
| 702. | Lindsay (cappnnono) | 98.74 | 99% | 2018-09-07 |
| 703. | Shasta (shastacoog) | 98.70 | 96% | 2020-03-13 |
| 704. | quite fast (edonn) | 98.65 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 705. | pincel (pincel) | 98.63 | 99% | 2020-08-09 |
| 706. | Jimmy (toomanyburpees) | 98.61 | 98% | 2021-07-21 |
| 707. | 100% (100percentaccurate) | 98.61 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 708. | Joel (j000el) | 98.55 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 709. | Daniel (radstar1) | 98.51 | 98% | 2018-01-30 |
| 710. | Stanley (drogbasta) | 98.48 | 96% | 2021-07-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |