And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20024. | Brian (cybercrimelawinph) | 78.95 | 98% | 2015-04-21 |
| 20025. | Noah (nhbaldiviezo00) | 78.94 | 97% | 2019-01-10 |
| 20026. | anurag tara (fastest_racer) | 78.94 | 97.5% | 2023-07-27 |
| 20027. | hello (imfeelingunlucky) | 78.94 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 20028. | Izzy (izzythompson) | 78.94 | 97% | 2022-04-26 |
| 20029. | ( ˙꒳˙ ) (nizuu) | 78.94 | 96% | 2019-02-08 |
| 20030. | Tanvir (lakhan) | 78.94 | 98% | 2016-12-12 |
| 20031. | 강남 Style (cherryblue1) | 78.94 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 20032. | Tyler (tyxaho) | 78.93 | 97% | 2022-11-29 |
| 20033. | Henry (ambandi) | 78.93 | 96.9% | 2023-07-11 |
| 20034. | Matthew (kelsier) | 78.93 | 95% | 2020-06-18 |
| 20035. | COMA (comaone) | 78.93 | — | 2008-10-16 |
| 20036. | Henrikas (henrikas) | 78.93 | 95% | 2012-08-15 |
| 20037. | nzwi (nzwi) | 78.93 | 98% | 2016-03-18 |
| 20038. | Ian (manwichqt) | 78.93 | 96% | 2012-12-05 |
| 20039. | fake (fasterthanc) | 78.93 | 94% | 2015-09-12 |
| 20040. | flexr (flexr) | 78.92 | 97% | 2023-04-30 |
| 20041. | Nirvik (chimpboy) | 78.92 | 97.9% | 2021-02-08 |
| 20042. | Philip (neodestro734) | 78.92 | 95% | 2014-04-28 |
| 20043. | Jack (trongnghia4849) | 78.92 | 99% | 2018-09-30 |
| 20044. | Rupashri (cookies_171) | 78.92 | 99% | 2013-09-22 |
| 20045. | Lennart (lennartack) | 78.92 | 97% | 2017-07-26 |
| 20046. | Thomas (tmsopogi) | 78.91 | 96% | 2021-09-12 |
| 20047. | Carlos (carlosmachina) | 78.91 | 98% | 2016-03-04 |
| 20048. | Steven (mercatres) | 78.91 | 96% | 2016-01-19 |
| 20049. | Destiny (destiny214457) | 78.91 | 92% | 2016-07-07 |
| 20050. | Greg (gregdahwhale) | 78.90 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 20051. | Not_Stable (not_stable) | 78.90 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
| 20052. | elazer (elazer) | 78.90 | 98% | 2015-04-02 |
| 20053. | Mario (duckblack) | 78.89 | 96.8% | 2023-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |