I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1667. | Andrea (andreavanderjagt) | 93.70 | 98.6% | 2023-12-18 |
| 1668. | (doquannnn) | 93.67 | 97% | 2025-06-15 |
| 1669. | (biggriffy12) | 93.67 | 98% | 2023-11-12 |
| 1670. | (sbares) | 93.61 | 98.5% | 2024-06-11 |
| 1671. | (unggoy2235) | 93.61 | 95.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 1672. | (kitzuney) | 93.61 | 98.2% | 2024-02-13 |
| 1673. | laPampara (lapampara69) | 93.59 | 98% | 2025-06-22 |
| 1674. | (thrufestus) | 93.54 | 98% | 2025-05-22 |
| 1675. | (vidivinci) | 93.53 | 97.2% | 2024-02-01 |
| 1676. | (sovereign_camel) | 93.52 | 97% | 2024-03-03 |
| 1677. | (kingus13) | 93.51 | 96% | 2025-10-20 |
| 1678. | (jeremiah8338) | 93.51 | 98.4% | 2023-10-04 |
| 1679. | Crax (craxypt) | 93.51 | 97% | 2023-09-12 |
| 1680. | (powd3r) | 93.50 | 95.7% | 2024-02-21 |
| 1681. | laza (lazaabt) | 93.50 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1682. | urboy (guddaysir) | 93.48 | 96.2% | 2023-12-08 |
| 1683. | (chilty14) | 93.46 | 95% | 2026-02-10 |
| 1684. | (garicluka) | 93.46 | 95.4% | 2024-11-04 |
| 1685. | keke (hpchco) | 93.45 | 97.6% | 2024-07-01 |
| 1686. | (je1ani) | 93.44 | 97% | 2024-12-07 |
| 1687. | Silingas (trustys) | 93.44 | 98.2% | 2024-01-11 |
| 1688. | (tanni) | 93.43 | 99.1% | 2023-12-12 |
| 1689. | (enricofadly354) | 93.43 | 100% | 2025-01-31 |
| 1690. | (sparkeagle) | 93.43 | 98% | 2024-07-05 |
| 1691. | (strangerinthealps) | 93.39 | 98% | 2023-05-07 |
| 1692. | (qweu) | 93.39 | 98% | 2024-02-23 |
| 1693. | (joemamadeez) | 93.38 | 97% | 2024-06-24 |
| 1694. | (ib_ra_heem_22) | 93.37 | 97.4% | 2025-02-25 |
| 1695. | (l_nce) | 93.36 | 95.7% | 2023-12-29 |
| 1696. | (grace_bernelli) | 93.34 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |