Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3456. | Alex (alexklaus) | 64.78 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 3457. | Tyler (poopbiskit) | 64.77 | 94% | 2019-08-17 |
| 3458. | Augment (augment) | 64.77 | 97% | 2018-07-19 |
| 3459. | Huong (thanthusieu) | 64.77 | 96% | 2018-04-06 |
| 3460. | Syrus (abbys_sof) | 64.76 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 3461. | None of (heythere456) | 64.75 | 95% | 2019-12-07 |
| 3462. | Dann (danndilion) | 64.75 | 97% | 2019-05-13 |
| 3463. | Shayan (zackroos) | 64.74 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3464. | Sam (wes0707) | 64.70 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 3465. | Allison (vllisunshine) | 64.69 | 95% | 2020-01-13 |
| 3466. | sin (dalysin) | 64.69 | 98% | 2020-01-15 |
| 3467. | ThatOneJay (roxboxgames) | 64.68 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 3468. | Emad (emadarshadalam) | 64.67 | 96% | 2018-05-05 |
| 3469. | Luris (lemonosity) | 64.66 | 95% | 2018-11-05 |
| 3470. | Szilu (szilu) | 64.66 | 96% | 2019-10-22 |
| 3471. | oregord (oregord) | 64.63 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 3472. | AdamJ (chillonaut) | 64.62 | 97% | 2018-11-27 |
| 3473. | Augustin (letplane) | 64.61 | 96% | 2019-10-24 |
| 3474. | darthinfinix (darthinfinix) | 64.61 | 95% | 2021-08-15 |
| 3475. | x0.25 speed (hazyy324) | 64.60 | 96% | 2021-08-02 |
| 3476. | K (zhanbolat) | 64.60 | 96% | 2018-05-29 |
| 3477. | Khashayar (khashayarxcm) | 64.57 | 95% | 2019-08-07 |
| 3478. | Schnitzel (cthulhuai) | 64.56 | 94% | 2019-12-04 |
| 3479. | wahuh (whansen46516) | 64.56 | 96% | 2020-02-18 |
| 3480. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 64.55 | 95% | 2019-12-14 |
| 3481. | David (vvans) | 64.54 | 95% | 2018-02-11 |
| 3482. | Jonathan (3fast5ukek) | 64.54 | 93% | 2019-02-14 |
| 3483. | Darkkiller12 (darkkiller12) | 64.54 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3484. | luke (eodik_rake) | 64.53 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 3485. | J (sd59fifty) | 64.51 | 96% | 2017-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |