See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9032. | Aayan (aayanali808) | 85.22 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 9033. | I (fast_fat) | 85.22 | 96% | 2024-01-18 |
| 9034. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 85.22 | 97% | 2026-02-23 |
| 9035. | Dindono (dindono) | 85.22 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 9036. | Amy (amyaugusta) | 85.21 | 99% | 2020-05-29 |
| 9037. | mikeeeee (typintypist) | 85.20 | 96% | 2023-04-12 |
| 9038. | Charles H (mxrobespierre) | 85.20 | 98% | 2024-08-08 |
| 9039. | Siddharth (sidd_ku) | 85.20 | 96% | 2024-06-09 |
| 9040. | Seth (supernova825) | 85.20 | 97.4% | 2024-08-03 |
| 9041. | Sophia (firesyx) | 85.20 | 98% | 2022-04-25 |
| 9042. | Archibald (homophobic_telet... | 85.19 | 97% | 2023-08-02 |
| 9043. | zzz (kaldiyupi) | 85.19 | 98% | 2023-08-31 |
| 9044. | 👻 (james7890) | 85.19 | 98% | 2025-09-27 |
| 9045. | Walter (chimken1234) | 85.19 | 100% | 2021-09-13 |
| 9046. | -___Sailing_ (chesu) | 85.19 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 9047. | Md Saim (saimahmad) | 85.19 | 98% | 2025-05-24 |
| 9048. | Free Palestine (chillichips) | 85.18 | 97% | 2024-06-28 |
| 9049. | alivia (alivia646464646) | 85.18 | 97% | 2025-05-17 |
| 9050. | Jaiden (casiopao) | 85.18 | 95% | 2023-05-12 |
| 9051. | Saphrog (saphrog) | 85.18 | 97% | 2023-06-21 |
| 9052. | Sam (salinko) | 85.18 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 9053. | Jack (jacknachos) | 85.18 | 96% | 2022-07-22 |
| 9054. | Noximini (noximini) | 85.17 | 96.5% | 2024-03-17 |
| 9055. | BeautifulName (beautifulname) | 85.16 | 95.5% | 2024-12-17 |
| 9056. | Gaurav (absurd_man) | 85.16 | 97% | 2025-07-29 |
| 9057. | fatality (anurag9911) | 85.16 | 96.4% | 2023-08-24 |
| 9058. | Jadon (j20lardo06) | 85.16 | 96.4% | 2023-05-27 |
| 9059. | Jacob (rath130) | 85.16 | 96% | 2022-04-23 |
| 9060. | Victor (inkpiernofingla) | 85.16 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9061. | Billy (tryphlan) | 85.15 | 97% | 2025-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |