I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14101. | guest (er8852852) | 77.43 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 14102. | COMA (comaone) | 77.43 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 14103. | Omni (omzi) | 77.42 | 94% | 2021-12-11 |
| 14104. | Sun (melliw) | 77.42 | 97% | 2015-12-13 |
| 14105. | Paw (wicked123) | 77.42 | 92% | 2015-08-06 |
| 14106. | andy (ilmain) | 77.42 | 98% | 2012-11-27 |
| 14107. | Brandon (doommonky) | 77.42 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 14108. | sathwik (sathwik_7770) | 77.41 | 96.2% | 2023-06-05 |
| 14109. | Alex (sillysalamander12678) | 77.41 | 99% | 2017-11-22 |
| 14110. | Chaitanya (chaitanya25) | 77.41 | 95% | 2022-07-22 |
| 14111. | nice (vastro_lorde) | 77.41 | 95% | 2021-10-18 |
| 14112. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 77.41 | 96% | 2022-12-05 |
| 14113. | Shon (lonley_musketeer) | 77.41 | 97% | 2021-03-02 |
| 14114. | Derek (djw191) | 77.41 | 97% | 2023-07-22 |
| 14115. | tom (tdtdtd) | 77.41 | 95% | 2014-06-24 |
| 14116. | nicole (nicoleint0x) | 77.41 | — | 2009-10-23 |
| 14117. | sam (chillfilter) | 77.40 | 94% | 2013-04-29 |
| 14118. | Argon (argon273) | 77.40 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 14119. | Brandon (solasce) | 77.40 | 93% | 2011-11-11 |
| 14120. | Kevin (verydarkmatter) | 77.39 | 89% | 2013-07-20 |
| 14121. | Daniel (danielsabox) | 77.39 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 14122. | mrjeff (hoodiesd) | 77.39 | 96% | 2016-11-15 |
| 14123. | Jed (d1y3dc) | 77.38 | 97% | 2023-04-07 |
| 14124. | sloth (illeatyou) | 77.38 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 14125. | e (officialinsert) | 77.38 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 14126. | Payas (payas) | 77.38 | 98.2% | 2023-06-08 |
| 14127. | Brett (brett_t) | 77.38 | 98% | 2015-07-08 |
| 14128. | tstats[fernandoliao] (ferna... | 77.37 | 97% | 2022-12-18 |
| 14129. | DAViD (davidkapro) | 77.37 | 96% | 2019-07-11 |
| 14130. | Sway (swaycuisway) | 77.37 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |