The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8782. | Zac (mishen) | 91.81 | 94% | 2013-02-09 |
| 8783. | Alexandros (ale_pouroulllis) | 91.81 | 96% | 2021-05-21 |
| 8784. | naltron (naltron) | 91.81 | 97% | 2016-05-25 |
| 8785. | KH (gpx2ero) | 91.80 | 98% | 2016-09-05 |
| 8786. | Stacey (hakushi) | 91.80 | 92% | 2016-03-09 |
| 8787. | Kelsey (barlowgirl125) | 91.80 | 96% | 2014-03-01 |
| 8788. | Henry (supitsasian) | 91.80 | 95% | 2014-04-20 |
| 8789. | Krystina (krys317) | 91.80 | 98% | 2013-08-26 |
| 8790. | korus (ikarusfilms) | 91.80 | 91% | 2016-05-31 |
| 8791. | Slow (slowtyper4evr) | 91.79 | 98% | 2023-08-19 |
| 8792. | Tama (intyper) | 91.79 | 98% | 2017-07-31 |
| 8793. | Ana (nanerkins) | 91.79 | 95% | 2011-08-12 |
| 8794. | julian (julian2211) | 91.78 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 8795. | shota.b (shotiko8) | 91.78 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 8796. | Noah (noahhh) | 91.78 | 95% | 2012-10-10 |
| 8797. | Kevin (dafadore) | 91.78 | 95% | 2017-12-02 |
| 8798. | Garfield (chilledeasy) | 91.77 | 97% | 2020-08-19 |
| 8799. | Raymond (cid222) | 91.77 | — | 2010-04-16 |
| 8800. | Samuel (maduhbee) | 91.77 | 93% | 2014-04-05 |
| 8801. | Tomek (diathorn) | 91.77 | 97% | 2016-08-18 |
| 8802. | Celeste (saku) | 91.77 | — | 2008-10-23 |
| 8803. | Eric (googleemployee) | 91.76 | 97% | 2022-10-14 |
| 8804. | James (francis_for_the_win) | 91.76 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 8805. | Seyaua (seyaua) | 91.76 | 97% | 2013-04-29 |
| 8806. | Jordy (mrollie) | 91.76 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
| 8807. | Jason (jay_sun366) | 91.75 | 97% | 2020-07-11 |
| 8808. | Benjamin (bbloomf) | 91.75 | 98% | 2018-04-19 |
| 8809. | ZlotZ (zlotz) | 91.75 | 95% | 2019-10-07 |
| 8810. | Cat (neko) | 91.75 | — | 2010-05-11 |
| 8811. | Wot (ostricheleven) | 91.74 | 97% | 2020-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |