As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12268. | Heath (heathcorp) | 78.57 | 97.3% | 2023-08-18 |
| 12269. | Theo (sharkhead2) | 78.56 | 95% | 2023-05-07 |
| 12270. | Hughie (pynfirnite) | 78.56 | 97% | 2021-08-12 |
| 12271. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 78.56 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 12272. | S (swert) | 78.55 | 98% | 2022-11-16 |
| 12273. | Ripshawryan (ripshawryan) | 78.55 | 99% | 2023-09-19 |
| 12274. | MrDot (mr_dot) | 78.55 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 12275. | Manraj (man_123lama) | 78.55 | 97% | 2021-06-28 |
| 12276. | anon (nootathotep) | 78.54 | 96% | 2018-06-07 |
| 12277. | Adam (hodowcaowiec) | 78.54 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 12278. | mike (godlykanadian) | 78.54 | 98% | 2021-08-23 |
| 12279. | not actually Khalid (khalid... | 78.54 | 97% | 2020-01-25 |
| 12280. | lulu ^. .^ (exoticfeline) | 78.54 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 12281. | Ignas (dryingcoke) | 78.54 | 94% | 2016-07-08 |
| 12282. | Danny (des007) | 78.53 | 97% | 2019-04-08 |
| 12283. | Big Guy (frog_stack) | 78.53 | 97.2% | 2024-07-30 |
| 12284. | Erik (eletendre) | 78.52 | 93% | 2015-08-29 |
| 12285. | Nat (ngg4) | 78.52 | 97% | 2018-11-19 |
| 12286. | percival (samuelnirina) | 78.52 | 95% | 2021-11-17 |
| 12287. | Free Palestine (tidy400) | 78.52 | 97% | 2022-04-27 |
| 12288. | Yash (yashness) | 78.52 | 93% | 2015-08-02 |
| 12289. | Aman (aman_msr) | 78.52 | 98% | 2025-06-15 |
| 12290. | Arvid (chilikorven) | 78.52 | 97% | 2018-08-12 |
| 12291. | Turbo (turbo_ultimatum) | 78.51 | 97% | 2025-02-16 |
| 12292. | Siberiano (hypnotizer) | 78.51 | 98% | 2019-09-01 |
| 12293. | Juilan (feenyjr) | 78.51 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 12294. | Nick (novelkeycreams) | 78.50 | 95% | 2024-04-28 |
| 12295. | Menna (itsmenna) | 78.50 | 93% | 2015-06-17 |
| 12296. | ziomi5 (lxsuez) | 78.50 | 96.2% | 2023-12-28 |
| 12297. | Daniellus (luzi) | 78.50 | 96% | 2018-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |