I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9257. | Jack (jfragg) | 88.20 | 97.8% | 2023-10-05 |
| 9258. | (akasyh) | 88.20 | 97.9% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9259. | (theophysicist) | 88.20 | 98% | 2018-11-15 |
| 9260. | carleel (menamesringo) | 88.20 | 97% | 2020-04-08 |
| 9261. | Istana (przz3) | 88.19 | 97.5% | 2023-09-25 |
| 9262. | Firelove (firelove7k) | 88.19 | 98% | 2026-04-17 |
| 9263. | I'm Only Human After All (y... | 88.19 | 95.3% | 2024-04-05 |
| 9264. | (ma_artintyperacer) | 88.19 | 97% | 2021-01-31 |
| 9265. | (stucks) | 88.19 | 99% | 2021-01-02 |
| 9266. | (qwertywpm) | 88.18 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 9267. | (ripharambe) | 88.18 | 95% | 2016-09-13 |
| 9268. | (rrett) | 88.17 | 99% | 2019-03-23 |
| 9269. | (dittopoop) | 88.17 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9270. | (xx_succ_xx) | 88.17 | 97% | 2018-01-03 |
| 9271. | (superfasthero100) | 88.16 | 94% | 2025-05-14 |
| 9272. | (cnguyenthien) | 88.16 | 97% | 2017-04-01 |
| 9273. | CHIEN (chient) | 88.15 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 9274. | (stellakitty7) | 88.15 | 97% | 2025-04-30 |
| 9275. | (onyx12341) | 88.15 | 95.3% | 2025-04-20 |
| 9276. | (icepup98) | 88.15 | 97% | 2022-12-25 |
| 9277. | Aodhan (brsijraz) | 88.15 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 9278. | (haxos) | 88.15 | 95.3% | 2023-05-29 |
| 9279. | Ricardo (rangerrick23) | 88.15 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 9280. | Doubledealer (doubledealer) | 88.15 | 98% | 2022-06-04 |
| 9281. | (facethepro) | 88.14 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
| 9282. | (reefjackson) | 88.14 | 97% | 2023-11-16 |
| 9283. | (disaptmnt) | 88.14 | 97% | 2019-04-19 |
| 9284. | (jacksonli2003) | 88.14 | 95% | 2018-04-30 |
| 9285. | (breadboimccroy) | 88.13 | 97.5% | 2025-01-12 |
| 9286. | (qwertyking69) | 88.13 | 98.7% | 2025-03-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |