So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5783. | Haven (havenor) | 96.39 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 5784. | Nim (nimlasher) | 96.39 | 99% | 2018-09-02 |
| 5785. | mike (slowtype33) | 96.38 | 95.6% | 2023-08-10 |
| 5786. | BOCHI_GAME (bochi_game_mobile) | 96.37 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 5787. | Junuh (junuh) | 96.37 | 97% | 2022-05-05 |
| 5788. | Satoshi (mkato) | 96.37 | — | 2010-08-30 |
| 5789. | greg (drsharc) | 96.37 | 98% | 2019-05-18 |
| 5790. | Anthony (anthony_nik) | 96.36 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 5791. | jack (jackracer23) | 96.36 | 99% | 2018-07-19 |
| 5792. | Jedi Jamie J (exime) | 96.36 | 98% | 2016-10-19 |
| 5793. | Nick (cookmysock) | 96.35 | 91% | 2015-02-13 |
| 5794. | Paul (phroth) | 96.35 | 94% | 2014-05-18 |
| 5795. | Tina (tinangu272) | 96.34 | 97% | 2021-12-14 |
| 5796. | Terra (terranavis) | 96.34 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 5797. | bombstrap. (bombstrap) | 96.34 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
| 5798. | Lol (fatsug) | 96.34 | 93% | 2014-05-11 |
| 5799. | hoang viet (waniku) | 96.33 | 98% | 2014-12-09 |
| 5800. | fen (fen10) | 96.33 | 97% | 2021-10-20 |
| 5801. | CHIEN (chient) | 96.33 | 98% | 2022-05-05 |
| 5802. | Vera (veong) | 96.32 | 97% | 2019-11-25 |
| 5803. | simon (simon1419) | 96.32 | 93% | 2012-01-26 |
| 5804. | g (georgetianke) | 96.32 | 99% | 2020-05-17 |
| 5805. | piconeeks (piconeeks) | 96.30 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 5806. | . (athazagoraphobia) | 96.30 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 5807. | Fabrosi (fabrosi) | 96.29 | 99% | 2022-02-23 |
| 5808. | olii (edz0r) | 96.29 | 96% | 2014-10-08 |
| 5809. | FrostyYerin (frostyyerin) | 96.28 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 5810. | Peron (horsenot) | 96.28 | 96% | 2019-12-04 |
| 5811. | I (willsvikki) | 96.28 | — | 2011-02-09 |
| 5812. | Dave (ousooner) | 96.28 | — | 2008-12-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |