And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5025. | (falk) | 111.65 | — | 2009-08-20 |
| 5026. | (snackmalatavgranadahero) | 111.65 | 98% | 2019-07-13 |
| 5027. | (mattman6886) | 111.65 | 97% | 2016-02-20 |
| 5028. | (edylk) | 111.64 | 95% | 2017-04-20 |
| 5029. | Hidi (bear_trap1) | 111.63 | 98% | 2020-03-15 |
| 5030. | (hellohellokatherine) | 111.63 | 92% | 2014-11-03 |
| 5031. | (robedigiov) | 111.63 | 98% | 2012-10-01 |
| 5032. | (danielbillette@hotmail.com) | 111.63 | 98% | 2018-07-24 |
| 5033. | (lotusimpact) | 111.62 | 98% | 2022-02-12 |
| 5034. | (chriswatch) | 111.62 | 94% | 2013-12-30 |
| 5035. | (zariman) | 111.62 | 94% | 2016-01-01 |
| 5036. | (race_pick_n_losers) | 111.61 | 100% | 2018-08-02 |
| 5037. | (starfactor) | 111.61 | 90% | 2014-11-03 |
| 5038. | (shibbyllama) | 111.61 | 99% | 2013-05-23 |
| 5039. | (miharusakino) | 111.61 | 95% | 2012-07-24 |
| 5040. | (majikat) | 111.61 | — | 2010-11-03 |
| 5041. | (rdmighty_i) | 111.59 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 5042. | Jeff (chiefjeef) | 111.59 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 5043. | (zarmycin) | 111.59 | 91% | 2013-12-07 |
| 5044. | (yoshiking78) | 111.59 | 98% | 2011-08-29 |
| 5045. | Fox (slowlightning) | 111.59 | 96% | 2011-12-22 |
| 5046. | (diablito) | 111.58 | — | 2008-10-24 |
| 5047. | (vtmsciguy) | 111.58 | 98% | 2011-06-01 |
| 5048. | Someone (littleriver) | 111.57 | 99% | 2023-07-28 |
| 5049. | Theo (thegreatestofalltime) | 111.57 | 95% | 2014-01-01 |
| 5050. | (cheapous) | 111.56 | 100% | 2011-07-04 |
| 5051. | (fchiem) | 111.55 | 98% | 2013-02-03 |
| 5052. | (_yuno) | 111.55 | 97% | 2022-02-28 |
| 5053. | (xhil) | 111.55 | 98% | 2019-04-07 |
| 5054. | ya BOI (beasted6969) | 111.55 | 98% | 2022-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |