The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16058. | SplendidRig (splendidrig) | 78.11 | 97% | 2023-08-12 |
| 16059. | J (elflaco1) | 78.11 | 98% | 2020-10-02 |
| 16060. | Tim (karn1vore) | 78.11 | 94% | 2012-01-17 |
| 16061. | Sujan (suzanshakya) | 78.11 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 16062. | Misi (imadoki87) | 78.11 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 16063. | Propulsion_Cannon (happyjas... | 78.10 | 96% | 2023-01-18 |
| 16064. | Sam (sammierai) | 78.10 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| 16065. | Johnny (cptpie) | 78.10 | 96% | 2020-07-29 |
| 16066. | Didistreu (didistreu) | 78.10 | 98% | 2015-05-30 |
| 16067. | Rachana (rachanav) | 78.10 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 16068. | Mister (misterfunk) | 78.10 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
| 16069. | thread (thread_1) | 78.10 | 97.1% | 2021-02-12 |
| 16070. | Clarence (jeffdaddybezos) | 78.10 | 96% | 2022-04-03 |
| 16071. | Alex (manithan) | 78.10 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 16072. | Teja (dhteja) | 78.10 | 91% | 2013-10-09 |
| 16073. | Anita (anitakang) | 78.10 | — | 2008-12-17 |
| 16074. | Melanie (nannymcfig) | 78.09 | 95% | 2016-11-05 |
| 16075. | Chicky (chickyyy) | 78.09 | 95% | 2022-03-25 |
| 16076. | Mike (fluffymikeb) | 78.09 | 93% | 2012-06-21 |
| 16077. | Bryan (hail2u) | 78.09 | 92% | 2017-01-20 |
| 16078. | kruse (madmaddox20) | 78.09 | 95% | 2023-02-06 |
| 16079. | Dantinyk (dantinyk) | 78.09 | 98% | 2020-09-21 |
| 16080. | tang (daoxuantang) | 78.09 | 98% | 2011-10-27 |
| 16081. | Typos (leonqn23) | 78.09 | 97% | 2014-02-07 |
| 16082. | handsomejack (handsomejack) | 78.09 | 97% | 2013-12-10 |
| 16083. | Saranya (saranyavatti) | 78.09 | 97% | 2014-01-15 |
| 16084. | Atlas400 (atlas400) | 78.09 | 90% | 2017-01-24 |
| 16085. | Judeisbad (4123) | 78.08 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 16086. | Yami (yami_sukehiro20) | 78.08 | 96% | 2022-10-10 |
| 16087. | Sebastian (ruuun) | 78.08 | 94% | 2016-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |