Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
5080. | Jacob (gaycob) | 58.55 | 97% | 2018-02-04 |
5081. | Tyler (ty_deo) | 58.55 | 98% | 2020-04-29 |
5082. | Ron (ronincognito) | 58.54 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
5083. | Challen (nokapoo) | 58.53 | 99% | 2017-07-04 |
5084. | int main(int argc, char** a... | 58.52 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
5085. | Antonio (notnotignorant2) | 58.52 | 94% | 2019-08-10 |
5086. | Azza (voxeus) | 58.51 | 95% | 2017-11-27 |
5087. | King (kingthiccness) | 58.51 | 96% | 2019-09-24 |
5088. | Ezra (ezrablankmarks) | 58.50 | 96% | 2018-03-01 |
5089. | Jonah (memitz13) | 58.49 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
5090. | Giorillium (goodguygio) | 58.49 | 94% | 2020-07-13 |
5091. | usama (wajdan) | 58.48 | 96% | 2018-04-02 |
5092. | deydey (iskalaberkberk0427) | 58.48 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
5093. | thehiep (thehiep8x) | 58.48 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
5094. | Duong (duongvalo) | 58.47 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
5095. | Maximilian (maxpatriot) | 58.46 | 94% | 2020-02-08 |
5096. | Mr47 (diana47) | 58.43 | 95% | 2020-07-23 |
5097. | ChibiSteak (chibisteak) | 58.43 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
5098. | Rene (frostbittntoe) | 58.43 | 94% | 2020-07-15 |
5099. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 58.42 | 97% | 2019-11-02 |
5100. | Ivan (ivotastic) | 58.41 | 97% | 2018-11-23 |
5101. | Cactus (cactus_jones) | 58.41 | 95% | 2018-11-29 |
5102. | nadeem (nadeemgujjar) | 58.41 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
5103. | Simon (cimon423) | 58.40 | 96% | 2020-08-05 |
5104. | Anthony (wahsabi) | 58.39 | 94% | 2018-09-25 |
5105. | Cullen (ctf011) | 58.38 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
5106. | Jerry (jernjej) | 58.38 | 95% | 2019-03-23 |
5107. | Victor (malvikus) | 58.37 | 99% | 2020-03-24 |
5108. | Thomas (trkirk) | 58.37 | 96% | 2019-04-01 |
5109. | notfastbutnotslow (bagossan) | 58.36 | 96% | 2019-05-14 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 9,271 | 80.64 | June 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 99.42 | February 14, 2022 |