The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22777. | Gilded (gilded_truffle) | 67.82 | 98% | 2023-07-25 |
| 22778. | Last (galya_88) | 67.82 | 97% | 2022-08-02 |
| 22779. | Le (beeno92) | 67.82 | 96% | 2011-09-10 |
| 22780. | Gray (ryodansai) | 67.82 | 95% | 2011-06-02 |
| 22781. | jenny (jenny24) | 67.82 | — | 2009-09-04 |
| 22782. | Allyson (allymyson) | 67.82 | — | 2010-03-29 |
| 22783. | Elie (alicito) | 67.82 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 22784. | Violent (violentribbons) | 67.81 | 94% | 2014-09-24 |
| 22785. | Ben (kurruption818) | 67.81 | 95% | 2020-01-03 |
| 22786. | Kevin (lordofwreck) | 67.81 | 96% | 2022-10-12 |
| 22787. | Donel (dapz) | 67.81 | 97% | 2021-02-12 |
| 22788. | Divesh (frixion) | 67.81 | 92% | 2012-05-05 |
| 22789. | ANUP (typekashyap) | 67.81 | 98% | 2022-12-09 |
| 22790. | Camp (campes) | 67.81 | — | 2010-07-23 |
| 22791. | sd (yoyoyou) | 67.81 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 22792. | Luke (lukea15) | 67.81 | 94% | 2015-09-08 |
| 22793. | PACO FAST (keriagod) | 67.80 | 96% | 2022-11-19 |
| 22794. | SZ (liaoszx) | 67.80 | 99% | 2021-07-14 |
| 22795. | ನವೀನ (navi) (naveen... | 67.80 | 99% | 2017-06-21 |
| 22796. | Wesley (wesabbal32) | 67.80 | 98% | 2016-02-07 |
| 22797. | Chi Yong (chi_yong) | 67.80 | 90% | 2011-08-22 |
| 22798. | Sahil (sahilm) | 67.79 | — | 2010-10-30 |
| 22799. | Eric (airwick_) | 67.79 | 96% | 2023-08-14 |
| 22800. | alex (pmills8) | 67.79 | 93% | 2016-10-12 |
| 22801. | Latech064 (latech064) | 67.79 | 96% | 2018-03-11 |
| 22802. | Pratyaksh (nickpratyaksh) | 67.79 | 97% | 2021-09-01 |
| 22803. | ⠀ (ksven) | 67.79 | 99% | 2019-07-31 |
| 22804. | Marcello (shallo) | 67.79 | 93% | 2017-02-08 |
| 22805. | Courtney (pickels712) | 67.78 | 89% | 2015-05-06 |
| 22806. | Krishna (aurum_est_potestas) | 67.78 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |