So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16629. | Mustafa (musthelegend) | 73.81 | 95% | 2021-01-02 |
| 16630. | Josh (49292048458) | 73.81 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 16631. | Tim (timlara) | 73.81 | 92% | 2011-08-03 |
| 16632. | Jayson (shenjuki) | 73.81 | 91% | 2013-04-28 |
| 16633. | PixelFog (pixelfog) | 73.80 | 95% | 2021-04-27 |
| 16634. | The (thesleepyhead) | 73.80 | 95% | 2014-09-28 |
| 16635. | Justine (jedkarl) | 73.80 | — | 2009-11-05 |
| 16636. | Jenn (typingfreak) | 73.80 | 94% | 2011-09-20 |
| 16637. | bonboy (bonboy) | 73.80 | 98% | 2016-03-17 |
| 16638. | vikas (lathervikas) | 73.79 | 98% | 2023-05-24 |
| 16639. | Guest (hjkl0) | 73.79 | 96% | 2015-08-24 |
| 16640. | Sunny (ssg009) | 73.79 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 16641. | Stephen (steviebeans) | 73.79 | 94% | 2017-06-23 |
| 16642. | Sparkils (sparkils) | 73.78 | 97% | 2021-10-06 |
| 16643. | lolness1121 (andrewyu1121) | 73.78 | 96.4% | 2023-06-04 |
| 16644. | Lucca (9fingersonly) | 73.78 | 95% | 2020-11-30 |
| 16645. | olivia (livliv) | 73.77 | 96% | 2020-04-16 |
| 16646. | SirSAR (sir_sar_16) | 73.77 | 97% | 2023-10-10 |
| 16647. | Gage (gvanderclay) | 73.77 | 94% | 2017-04-24 |
| 16648. | Julie (codex13) | 73.77 | 98% | 2023-01-17 |
| 16649. | Aleksi (jeboust) | 73.77 | 95% | 2023-03-09 |
| 16650. | Morgan Freeman (16371) | 73.77 | 97% | 2017-06-16 |
| 16651. | MangroveMan (swampy) | 73.77 | 99% | 2013-09-06 |
| 16652. | Ethan (emahaulu20) | 73.77 | 98% | 2015-11-20 |
| 16653. | Chi Yong (chi_yong) | 73.77 | 95% | 2011-07-23 |
| 16654. | Tristan (sinned_callgod) | 73.76 | 96% | 2023-03-26 |
| 16655. | Fire (tytysoeng) | 73.76 | 98% | 2023-04-11 |
| 16656. | David (chronic_cross) | 73.76 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 16657. | Twoddle (twoddle) | 73.76 | 99% | 2013-05-23 |
| 16658. | Roland (radambc) | 73.76 | 98% | 2023-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |