The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3014. | Eddie (yhsieh1) | 123.72 | — | 2009-06-30 |
| 3015. | Abhinav (loneranger) | 123.72 | 100% | 2014-11-01 |
| 3016. | Aella (aella) | 123.72 | 91% | 2013-08-04 |
| 3017. | J (kabroz) | 123.71 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 3018. | Chloe (skywayavenue) | 123.71 | 98% | 2015-01-04 |
| 3019. | christian (loonafan) | 123.70 | 97% | 2018-08-16 |
| 3020. | Mike (mike_mcspeed) | 123.70 | 96% | 2015-11-23 |
| 3021. | lxa (lxa_kuush) | 123.70 | 98% | 2017-06-28 |
| 3022. | lyndsay (lyndsay) | 123.69 | — | 2010-01-07 |
| 3023. | nmyo (nmyo) | 123.69 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
| 3024. | Daniel (nomnomdaniel) | 123.68 | 98% | 2022-08-23 |
| 3025. | Minh (odebonbon) | 123.67 | 98% | 2013-12-09 |
| 3026. | NTFY (soarlikeaneagle) | 123.67 | 98% | 2012-02-01 |
| 3027. | Authentique (authentique) | 123.67 | — | 2009-03-04 |
| 3028. | l0ve (viperlord) | 123.66 | 99% | 2013-04-06 |
| 3029. | iStore (istoreuser) | 123.65 | — | 2009-09-05 |
| 3030. | Maxim (kiwihd) | 123.64 | 99% | 2017-06-18 |
| 3031. | Sukuna (cheznaughts) | 123.64 | 98% | 2021-02-07 |
| 3032. | Hydra (hydraa) | 123.64 | 95% | 2012-10-15 |
| 3033. | ℮ (nicepal) | 123.62 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 3034. | Jordan (pyriz) | 123.62 | 98% | 2016-10-16 |
| 3035. | Ebo (karak567) | 123.62 | — | 2008-09-10 |
| 3036. | Timo (urmaul) | 123.61 | 99% | 2014-11-11 |
| 3037. | Aaron (ahhrun) | 123.58 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 3038. | Wang (zilchary) | 123.57 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 3039. | Ambie (ambierona) | 123.57 | 97% | 2016-06-01 |
| 3040. | Mujeeb's (jeffyglue) | 123.56 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 3041. | Plotinus (plotinusdickens) | 123.56 | 98% | 2021-03-13 |
| 3042. | Nootch (nootch) | 123.56 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 3043. | Emrah (kingh) | 123.56 | 100% | 2012-01-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |