Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17442. | Echo (x_43a) | 72.80 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 17443. | Praise (praise_t) | 72.80 | 92% | 2011-12-13 |
| 17444. | Riq (grassgruenfluff) | 72.80 | 97% | 2021-03-30 |
| 17445. | jazzduck (jazzduck) | 72.80 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 17446. | Marvin (marvinesc3) | 72.80 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 17447. | Brian (bbreezzy) | 72.79 | 96% | 2021-07-10 |
| 17448. | Heidi (hdusoleil) | 72.79 | 99% | 2013-03-05 |
| 17449. | aulneu (jin_huang) | 72.79 | 100% | 2011-07-21 |
| 17450. | Noah (nbarshain) | 72.79 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 17451. | Goodwill (vadrone) | 72.79 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 17452. | Hieu (minhhieuhuynh) | 72.79 | 97% | 2023-04-25 |
| 17453. | Mercedes (123buocdeu) | 72.78 | — | 2009-03-13 |
| 17454. | Machine (guldan) | 72.78 | 96% | 2017-11-01 |
| 17455. | James (13jbrooks) | 72.78 | 94% | 2012-12-13 |
| 17456. | pktenshi (zettai) | 72.78 | 96% | 2017-12-21 |
| 17457. | :o (pc_jones) | 72.78 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 17458. | Kylee (cheyna) | 72.77 | 91% | 2015-07-16 |
| 17459. | albert (albertos13) | 72.77 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 17460. | Shymphony (shymphony) | 72.77 | 96% | 2020-04-10 |
| 17461. | William (wmechnig) | 72.77 | 97% | 2019-12-12 |
| 17462. | Quan (awesomesaucecpp) | 72.76 | 91% | 2015-01-10 |
| 17463. | गुरु (jokerster) | 72.76 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 17464. | Joël (mr_jacket_potato) | 72.76 | 96% | 2020-08-10 |
| 17465. | salvation (mo7a_1913) | 72.76 | 96% | 2022-04-01 |
| 17466. | 𝐓𝐇𝐏 (dontgototoilet) | 72.76 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 17467. | Abn0rmalzzz (abn0rmalzzz) | 72.76 | 96% | 2021-04-02 |
| 17468. | Jacob (grydholt) | 72.75 | 97% | 2014-02-26 |
| 17469. | ingmundur (ingmundur) | 72.75 | 93% | 2013-11-21 |
| 17470. | kousik (cmdtype) | 72.75 | 92% | 2013-09-26 |
| 17471. | anguelo (anguelo_colemakdh) | 72.75 | 98% | 2023-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |