I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6306. | noot (noot_noot) | 97.38 | 97% | 2017-06-20 |
| 6307. | symeon (sym219) | 97.38 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 6308. | Taejas (taejas) | 97.37 | 99% | 2022-07-18 |
| 6309. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 97.37 | 97% | 2019-09-30 |
| 6310. | fullmoon_deep (fullmoondeep) | 97.37 | 99% | 2025-10-27 |
| 6311. | Tewtadle (tewtadledesktop) | 97.37 | 97.2% | 2023-05-22 |
| 6312. | °µ (xaniac11) | 97.37 | 98% | 2017-04-15 |
| 6313. | Lex (lexlexlex) | 97.37 | 98% | 2017-07-11 |
| 6314. | Donut (donutphan) | 97.36 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 6315. | erik33 (erikluvsbri) | 97.36 | 94.9% | 2024-08-27 |
| 6316. | John (panomics) | 97.36 | 98% | 2024-03-06 |
| 6317. | Balazs (pkobeast) | 97.36 | 99% | 2020-09-20 |
| 6318. | kmn (trial_mn) | 97.36 | 98.3% | 2024-04-16 |
| 6319. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 97.35 | 99% | 2025-06-14 |
| 6320. | few (foewijlsdk) | 97.35 | 97% | 2024-01-04 |
| 6321. | Thorondir (thorondir) | 97.35 | 97% | 2019-06-04 |
| 6322. | Emily (emfoges) | 97.34 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
| 6323. | hezzvl (godtypergod) | 97.34 | 99% | 2023-06-19 |
| 6324. | Guo-Liang (chewgl) | 97.34 | 98% | 2018-10-10 |
| 6325. | Tats (tatss) | 97.34 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 6326. | Angel (angellady308) | 97.34 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
| 6327. | Speed (igottagofast) | 97.33 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
| 6328. | Jaris (xersai) | 97.32 | 98% | 2020-03-30 |
| 6329. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 97.31 | 99% | 2021-04-09 |
| 6330. | Ducky (duckybutts) | 97.31 | 97.2% | 2024-11-05 |
| 6331. | mikeal (mikealsweg) | 97.30 | 97.2% | 2024-09-20 |
| 6332. | Peter (peter12253) | 97.29 | 96.1% | 2025-01-08 |
| 6333. | Sam (sailfisher) | 97.29 | 98% | 2024-05-17 |
| 6334. | Max (max424) | 97.29 | 96.9% | 2024-03-17 |
| 6335. | Cheuk (cheuk2160) | 97.29 | 97.3% | 2023-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |