So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4769. | (aeixel) | 99.50 | 94% | 2015-02-19 |
| 4770. | (joe_froggy) | 99.50 | 95.9% | 2023-09-21 |
| 4771. | (hyund0) | 99.50 | 97% | 2021-09-16 |
| 4772. | Hector (dingdingdingding) | 99.50 | 92% | 2013-10-19 |
| 4773. | (baltodk) | 99.49 | 98% | 2012-11-23 |
| 4774. | (hyugaki) | 99.48 | 92% | 2012-09-20 |
| 4775. | Big Benton (ricochetfleg) | 99.48 | 92% | 2015-08-23 |
| 4776. | (cyclicamp) | 99.48 | 99% | 2014-08-07 |
| 4777. | (ifeelhyper) | 99.47 | 97% | 2017-09-24 |
| 4778. | (gabingbing) | 99.47 | 95% | 2021-06-17 |
| 4779. | (veyloris) | 99.47 | 95% | 2015-09-22 |
| 4780. | (rddd) | 99.47 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 4781. | (neptuneanime) | 99.47 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 4782. | (jennig1975) | 99.47 | 97% | 2013-11-06 |
| 4783. | (duckwrth) | 99.46 | 99% | 2023-05-22 |
| 4784. | (pikawubz) | 99.46 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 4785. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 99.45 | 96% | 2015-12-26 |
| 4786. | Xibu (xibu) | 99.45 | 99% | 2019-03-15 |
| 4787. | learn corne (tomgroenwoldt) | 99.45 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
| 4788. | (rweismantle) | 99.44 | — | 2010-05-28 |
| 4789. | (brandnew70x7) | 99.43 | 96% | 2022-08-22 |
| 4790. | (scryp) | 99.43 | 97% | 2022-05-21 |
| 4791. | (coolwanglu) | 99.43 | 95% | 2013-06-01 |
| 4792. | Sebastian (sebass0722) | 99.42 | 99% | 2023-03-07 |
| 4793. | (pyco) | 99.42 | 99.4% | 2023-09-27 |
| 4794. | (skynative) | 99.41 | 99% | 2012-07-24 |
| 4795. | (mlcederblom) | 99.40 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 4796. | silky (quit101) | 99.40 | 97.4% | 2023-10-28 |
| 4797. | (breenok) | 99.40 | — | 2009-01-12 |
| 4798. | (barnabus518) | 99.38 | 97.7% | 2023-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |