The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8838. | Janis (hash) | 49.22 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 8839. | Joel (jangole) | 49.21 | 92% | 2012-09-15 |
| 8840. | umar_the king (umartheking) | 49.21 | 96.1% | 2023-10-24 |
| 8841. | Picay (picicay) | 49.21 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| 8842. | Undead (undead) | 49.21 | — | 2008-11-13 |
| 8843. | amirul (roulley) | 49.20 | 97% | 2020-06-09 |
| 8844. | akash (akash_sharma) | 49.20 | 96% | 2021-10-20 |
| 8845. | Rasyid (nncrawler) | 49.20 | 94% | 2018-02-16 |
| 8846. | Ankit (ankit_4825) | 49.20 | 96.1% | 2023-09-06 |
| 8847. | Dmitry (dimka_ufo) | 49.20 | 97% | 2013-03-28 |
| 8848. | jitu (jeet786) | 49.20 | 95% | 2011-11-24 |
| 8849. | Salmon (itsasalmon) | 49.19 | 95% | 2021-05-03 |
| 8850. | Michael (mike9500) | 49.19 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 8851. | pawan (pawanjha) | 49.19 | 92% | 2017-05-11 |
| 8852. | Sourav (dragondraken) | 49.19 | 94% | 2019-11-12 |
| 8853. | Pawarit (supsr) | 49.19 | 91% | 2015-12-09 |
| 8854. | Yoel (chessmaster55) | 49.18 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 8855. | little uzi (valstroyer) | 49.18 | 90% | 2017-02-19 |
| 8856. | Fabiola (fabiolalz) | 49.18 | — | 2009-04-20 |
| 8857. | jack (yoloswag420x) | 49.17 | 93% | 2012-12-14 |
| 8858. | David (david19_) | 49.17 | 95% | 2020-08-28 |
| 8859. | Andrew (andrew32baller) | 49.17 | — | 2010-03-07 |
| 8860. | Gabriel (gabdvorak) | 49.17 | — | 2010-11-20 |
| 8861. | aaaaaa (bigblackroosters) | 49.17 | — | 2008-10-15 |
| 8862. | victoria (vhirsh12) | 49.16 | 94% | 2013-07-16 |
| 8863. | Allan (allanomalley) | 49.16 | 86% | 2012-08-17 |
| 8864. | Murphy (murphy912) | 49.15 | 99% | 2023-04-11 |
| 8865. | KARA (1kara) | 49.15 | 96% | 2017-06-06 |
| 8866. | Stebla (yama_ste) | 49.14 | 94% | 2013-10-25 |
| 8867. | Noa (cassavvi) | 49.14 | 94% | 2021-08-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |