Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
Active since February 25, 2020.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5787. | abc (1714245ctk41) | 95.02 | 98% | 2026-04-03 |
| 5788. | naichi (naichi05) | 95.02 | 99% | 2025-04-28 |
| 5789. | (pyrochild) | 95.02 | 98% | 2020-06-24 |
| 5790. | (bolster) | 95.02 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 5791. | Erik (ezhou21) | 95.02 | 99% | 2021-11-27 |
| 5792. | (andrei518) | 95.01 | 97.1% | 2023-12-30 |
| 5793. | (dazhengyi) | 95.01 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 5794. | (vigrox) | 95.01 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 5795. | yeeeee (hybridlikeswaffles) | 95.01 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 5796. | (cappyton) | 95.01 | 96.6% | 2023-09-12 |
| 5797. | (mrtiddytwister) | 95.01 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 5798. | (3xx8iycrr3xyxs2) | 95.00 | 99% | 2023-05-12 |
| 5799. | (bizford) | 94.99 | 97.2% | 2024-12-28 |
| 5800. | The Mad Typist (qodz) | 94.99 | 98% | 2023-01-16 |
| 5801. | glerou (tudesci) | 94.99 | 99% | 2021-04-08 |
| 5802. | (waffle_stomper) | 94.99 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 5803. | (vibrantzzz) | 94.98 | 98% | 2022-12-03 |
| 5804. | (gilliamwold) | 94.98 | 97% | 2022-12-13 |
| 5805. | chekic (chekic) | 94.98 | 97% | 2022-03-22 |
| 5806. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 94.97 | 97.4% | 2024-02-18 |
| 5807. | (aaeron_light) | 94.96 | 99% | 2023-09-10 |
| 5808. | (cadmus127) | 94.96 | 98% | 2023-08-07 |
| 5809. | Mircox (mircozen) | 94.96 | 97% | 2023-02-08 |
| 5810. | (jvstin522) | 94.96 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 5811. | kr02lc (kreadzz) | 94.94 | 95% | 2022-02-04 |
| 5812. | acsim (acsim) | 94.93 | 98% | 2022-05-08 |
| 5813. | (el_yuma) | 94.93 | 99% | 2025-03-10 |
| 5814. | (sambibiriz) | 94.93 | 98% | 2022-07-08 |
| 5815. | (ohare) | 94.93 | 98.2% | 2024-09-17 |
| 5816. | (dakolli) | 94.93 | 98% | 2024-08-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |