I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18621. | Owen (chaostypefast) | 67.73 | 98% | 2018-09-22 |
| 18622. | m7mdbr800 (m7mdbr800_3mk) | 67.73 | 95% | 2025-06-30 |
| 18623. | Filip (jagi125) | 67.73 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 18624. | martin (martin642) | 67.73 | 100% | 2022-05-04 |
| 18625. | Duan (venushemp) | 67.73 | 99% | 2021-05-20 |
| 18626. | EB (cclutch) | 67.73 | 95% | 2019-09-21 |
| 18627. | Dramadix (dramadix) | 67.72 | 96.7% | 2023-08-23 |
| 18628. | Jeytery (jeytery) | 67.72 | 98% | 2023-02-21 |
| 18629. | BerlinToBudapest (theciscon... | 67.72 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 18630. | Brendan (skewy) | 67.71 | 96% | 2022-09-09 |
| 18631. | baki (baki86) | 67.70 | 97.2% | 2023-08-29 |
| 18632. | Arya (dumblydor) | 67.70 | 95.8% | 2021-01-30 |
| 18633. | Alessandro (strategicrat) | 67.69 | 97% | 2020-09-02 |
| 18634. | Riri (riri_montero18) | 67.69 | 98% | 2021-03-21 |
| 18635. | Danny (dingyua7) | 67.69 | 95.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 18636. | Anh (anhmv) | 67.69 | 95% | 2018-06-08 |
| 18637. | Joseph (chefspeeddemon) | 67.68 | 96% | 2021-03-22 |
| 18638. | Simon (simbbeli) | 67.67 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 18639. | Ahme (ahmed99999) | 67.65 | 96.2% | 2025-05-05 |
| 18640. | Maxx (maxx_1) | 67.65 | 93% | 2017-01-24 |
| 18641. | ahmed (ahmedhafez96) | 67.64 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 18642. | EC (yapenchong1) | 67.64 | 96% | 2023-04-01 |
| 18643. | Gustav (gustavelmqvist) | 67.64 | 93% | 2017-01-29 |
| 18644. | laskit (laskit) | 67.63 | 96% | 2020-07-24 |
| 18645. | Nick (forzacoleus) | 67.63 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 18646. | Vivek (vivekps143) | 67.63 | 96.3% | 2023-10-27 |
| 18647. | Choudhary (shakha) | 67.63 | 98% | 2021-12-27 |
| 18648. | Rocket (rocketwardicus) | 67.63 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 18649. | Paris (parwon) | 67.63 | 96.6% | 2021-02-06 |
| 18650. | William (kingmrglmrgl) | 67.63 | 98% | 2017-08-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |