Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28354. | Preston (prestonwinters) | 56.14 | 94% | 2019-04-11 |
| 28355. | Tse (steventse) | 56.14 | 93% | 2011-08-27 |
| 28356. | shuv (shuv) | 56.14 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 28357. | Matthew (emonix) | 56.13 | 94% | 2021-07-30 |
| 28358. | Buddhist Missionary (sucpikle) | 56.13 | 96% | 2021-08-03 |
| 28359. | y (bzy107) | 56.13 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 28360. | 𝓹𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓲𝓪... | 56.13 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 28361. | Mads (madshyre) | 56.13 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 28362. | Jim (jimsant) | 56.13 | 91% | 2016-06-16 |
| 28363. | Duke (dukemagnum) | 56.13 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 28364. | Steve (steves) | 56.13 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 28365. | Mehrshad (mehr74) | 56.13 | 92% | 2015-01-09 |
| 28366. | Khang (manhkhangvn) | 56.13 | 91% | 2014-05-09 |
| 28367. | zulfaqar (zulf1212) | 56.12 | 96% | 2023-07-04 |
| 28368. | BilalEplayz (bilaleplayz) | 56.12 | 94% | 2021-01-14 |
| 28369. | anil (anilkr1495) | 56.12 | 94% | 2018-02-01 |
| 28370. | person (tumadreestahomo) | 56.11 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 28371. | Adriaan (cheetahvfx) | 56.11 | 94% | 2022-10-11 |
| 28372. | vinoth0708 (vinoth0708) | 56.11 | 94% | 2022-11-13 |
| 28373. | Fyter (fyter) | 56.11 | 96% | 2021-03-30 |
| 28374. | Nesha (recorder) | 56.11 | 95% | 2015-01-05 |
| 28375. | xxxx (xxxxdtxxxx) | 56.11 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 28376. | Sue (amera) | 56.11 | — | 2009-04-06 |
| 28377. | Faweeza (faweeza) | 56.10 | 93% | 2011-08-29 |
| 28378. | silvertint (silvertint) | 56.10 | 96% | 2021-05-31 |
| 28379. | Jacob (skyisthelimit134) | 56.10 | 96% | 2014-02-12 |
| 28380. | Rajeeb (rajeeb23k) | 56.10 | — | 2009-05-17 |
| 28381. | Phae (feetje21) | 56.09 | 98% | 2017-08-20 |
| 28382. | Ella (typebeastsince2002) | 56.09 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 28383. | Joshana (joshanashakya) | 56.09 | 97% | 2017-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |