Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9525. | Global (global_typer69) | 82.35 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 9526. | Joshua (jawsh_42) | 82.35 | 96.3% | 2021-02-13 |
| 9527. | Chirag (coldblow) | 82.34 | 97% | 2024-06-18 |
| 9528. | byron (bozzarf) | 82.34 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 9529. | jcm (jan500) | 82.34 | 99% | 2020-05-19 |
| 9530. | imtiaz (imti4z) | 82.33 | 95% | 2024-12-03 |
| 9531. | Danilo (danilo023) | 82.33 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 9532. | realtor Hao Li (realestatehao) | 82.33 | 96% | 2023-11-23 |
| 9533. | Hafiz (huseynoff) | 82.32 | 97.7% | 2023-09-11 |
| 9534. | EM_K (em_k) | 82.32 | 97% | 2020-06-23 |
| 9535. | OriginTwo (typer_j41) | 82.32 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 9536. | Mizzy (mr_mizzy) | 82.31 | 97.1% | 2024-03-26 |
| 9537. | hot (hotsingle) | 82.31 | 97.4% | 2023-12-17 |
| 9538. | Nick (nparenteau) | 82.31 | 99% | 2023-09-14 |
| 9539. | maniongo (dlaj) | 82.30 | 97% | 2025-07-01 |
| 9540. | Nate (natekid11) | 82.30 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 9541. | Xueyi (cheemagan) | 82.29 | 98% | 2022-12-21 |
| 9542. | horney (titansmakemehorney) | 82.29 | 96% | 2021-08-04 |
| 9543. | Kwan (ckksimon) | 82.29 | 95% | 2023-06-25 |
| 9544. | rx (rxxc) | 82.29 | 98% | 2023-08-29 |
| 9545. | Thomas (twhite8211) | 82.29 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 9546. | hihihi8 (robinhood1488) | 82.28 | 96.8% | 2025-03-15 |
| 9547. | Darrick (mapleroasted) | 82.28 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 9548. | Alikhan (realikh) | 82.28 | 98.5% | 2021-02-21 |
| 9549. | L (lazlo23) | 82.27 | 98% | 2022-06-28 |
| 9550. | Quang (karakuri765) | 82.27 | 96% | 2023-02-11 |
| 9551. | 光次郎 (koujiro) | 82.27 | 96% | 2021-10-04 |
| 9552. | Sandesh (labradoodle) | 82.27 | 99% | 2021-03-25 |
| 9553. | Claba (claba60) | 82.26 | 98% | 2023-07-17 |
| 9554. | Deron (deronpianoplayer) | 82.26 | 98% | 2020-12-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |