I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4709. | ninjapina (ninjapina) | 101.79 | 95% | 2016-12-30 |
| 4710. | Alex (thearguer) | 101.78 | 91% | 2015-09-28 |
| 4711. | RJ (lufulu) | 101.78 | 96% | 2022-03-23 |
| 4712. | Mitchell (grahan97) | 101.78 | 98.2% | 2021-02-17 |
| 4713. | dankriffs (dankriffs) | 101.77 | 97% | 2024-12-10 |
| 4714. | lettel (lettel) | 101.76 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 4715. | q (qtyps) | 101.76 | 97.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 4716. | zjf (zjf7) | 101.75 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 4717. | Hammertime (mattcamgolf) | 101.75 | 99% | 2016-06-24 |
| 4718. | rdnblg (rdnblg2) | 101.73 | 98% | 2025-02-07 |
| 4719. | Allan (ceptallan) | 101.72 | 95% | 2016-10-07 |
| 4720. | spy00700 (spy00700) | 101.72 | 95.6% | 2024-01-24 |
| 4721. | Dan (danrosesax88) | 101.72 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 4722. | johnny (stopbeatingme) | 101.72 | 98% | 2016-12-01 |
| 4723. | TypingGuy (iramus) | 101.71 | 98% | 2022-07-07 |
| 4724. | Lester (lesterfan) | 101.71 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 4725. | checky (teengirlygirl) | 101.69 | 97% | 2024-03-21 |
| 4726. | Annie (annietemple11) | 101.69 | 96.1% | 2025-01-04 |
| 4727. | Nick (checksind) | 101.69 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 4728. | Connor (connormccrickard) | 101.69 | 98% | 2023-09-13 |
| 4729. | Mark (marksy08) | 101.69 | 96% | 2021-02-18 |
| 4730. | Yoosup (jmich052) | 101.69 | 98% | 2015-06-29 |
| 4731. | Andrew (dazhengyi) | 101.67 | 99% | 2023-03-05 |
| 4732. | Thanos (d3bsy_j) | 101.67 | 98% | 2022-01-03 |
| 4733. | yeah! (brushily) | 101.67 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 4734. | Reginald (aret) | 101.67 | 98% | 2019-01-24 |
| 4735. | Rose (benignbluntness) | 101.66 | 99% | 2026-02-05 |
| 4736. | Foxeezy (foxeezy_) | 101.66 | 97% | 2025-09-28 |
| 4737. | midi (midija) | 101.66 | 96% | 2021-02-08 |
| 4738. | פלסטין חופשית (... | 101.66 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |