The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26563. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 61.40 | 93% | 2021-02-12 |
| 26564. | Emmy (_dadstype_) | 61.39 | 94% | 2021-07-08 |
| 26565. | kaskelot (kaskelot) | 61.39 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 26566. | JonnyB (jonnybird) | 61.39 | 94% | 2021-09-03 |
| 26567. | Ireon (ireonl) | 61.39 | 95% | 2023-04-23 |
| 26568. | anonym (thefencr) | 61.39 | 96.4% | 2023-08-11 |
| 26569. | chris (walchrisc) | 61.39 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
| 26570. | Ehsan (ehsaan) | 61.39 | 94% | 2012-09-17 |
| 26571. | Robert (rock100010000) | 61.38 | 93% | 2015-02-13 |
| 26572. | crazy (flappybirb) | 61.38 | 95% | 2021-04-30 |
| 26573. | AUDEAMUS (audeamus) | 61.38 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 26574. | Ivandro (bigivel) | 61.38 | — | 2010-09-13 |
| 26575. | Raman (rshant) | 61.38 | 94% | 2015-01-08 |
| 26576. | Sean (seanmulan) | 61.38 | 98% | 2012-03-05 |
| 26577. | Martin (mrtnwilliam) | 61.38 | 92% | 2015-08-21 |
| 26578. | Angelica (manakika) | 61.38 | 97% | 2014-10-17 |
| 26579. | Pesosinos (pesosinos) | 61.37 | 94.4% | 2023-10-17 |
| 26580. | Jens (j3w7) | 61.37 | 96% | 2014-03-03 |
| 26581. | Ian (icspicy) | 61.37 | 96% | 2021-07-02 |
| 26582. | Vashista (vashista) | 61.37 | 96% | 2021-11-15 |
| 26583. | James (jkalebby) | 61.37 | 94% | 2016-09-04 |
| 26584. | mago (magomago) | 61.37 | 86% | 2014-02-01 |
| 26585. | Chris (checkmateman) | 61.37 | 94% | 2016-11-08 |
| 26586. | Lương Toàn (iiibaobinhiii) | 61.37 | 94% | 2012-02-23 |
| 26587. | Alain (alainisafk) | 61.36 | 95% | 2023-02-17 |
| 26588. | Nyxious (demonicious) | 61.36 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 26589. | henry (heart_breaker_boy14) | 61.36 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 26590. | Quick Fox (key_of_boards) | 61.35 | 95% | 2021-09-27 |
| 26591. | vivsu (vivsu1) | 61.35 | 91% | 2016-12-28 |
| 26592. | Erik (eglimpse) | 61.35 | 91% | 2012-07-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |