I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13836. | Vincent (waldoo) | 76.69 | 95% | 2021-09-17 |
| 13837. | Arhaan (boinglikeaboss) | 76.69 | 97% | 2022-11-04 |
| 13838. | Alaa Awamleh (alaa_awamleh) | 76.69 | 99% | 2022-08-28 |
| 13839. | Satyam (sprayinglight0) | 76.69 | 96% | 2022-03-18 |
| 13840. | Banica (rufftuff) | 76.68 | 97% | 2023-04-01 |
| 13841. | Rizzan (rizzan) | 76.68 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 13842. | Kjetil (yngvar) | 76.68 | 94% | 2019-02-08 |
| 13843. | prbn (prabin_lc) | 76.67 | 96% | 2025-11-19 |
| 13844. | josh (killer_queen_beats_hi... | 76.67 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 13845. | (puddingandpie) | 76.67 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 13846. | WinterWonderLulu (winterwon... | 76.67 | 96% | 2019-11-02 |
| 13847. | jm (sirpricebeach) | 76.66 | 98% | 2020-08-11 |
| 13848. | Austin (135792468) | 76.66 | 96.2% | 2025-04-05 |
| 13849. | vlonetart (akshaymjry1) | 76.66 | 98% | 2020-01-09 |
| 13850. | green_10 (hasankhadra2013) | 76.66 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 13851. | Hamza (hamzeh97) | 76.66 | 97% | 2019-09-27 |
| 13852. | zoooomer (arunahr_001) | 76.65 | 100% | 2022-09-17 |
| 13853. | S (sh19) | 76.65 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| 13854. | Godly (goadly_moadz) | 76.65 | 98% | 2022-02-05 |
| 13855. | arcstatic (arcstatic) | 76.65 | 94% | 2018-03-14 |
| 13856. | Folf (checkium) | 76.65 | 94% | 2019-03-23 |
| 13857. | Matt (mattseid) | 76.65 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| 13858. | Jerónimo (senorhenao69) | 76.64 | 96.6% | 2023-05-16 |
| 13859. | Abel (brainstorm122004) | 76.64 | 96% | 2021-09-01 |
| 13860. | YEet (yeeaat) | 76.64 | 96.7% | 2021-02-19 |
| 13861. | Daniel (wontonwon) | 76.64 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 13862. | sAjAn (sajansingh) | 76.64 | 97% | 2017-10-05 |
| 13863. | Edison (eelnoside) | 76.63 | 98% | 2018-10-19 |
| 13864. | Yumzy (lusileven) | 76.63 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 13865. | Rodrigo (rodgodkiller) | 76.63 | 95.1% | 2023-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |