Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3624. | Hello (julius1331) | 63.30 | 96% | 2018-11-07 |
| 3625. | uracra (uracra) | 63.27 | 99% | 2019-08-08 |
| 3626. | Bill (bill497) | 63.26 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 3627. | Vincent (vincentvz) | 63.25 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 3628. | Andrew (waterhorse) | 63.24 | 93% | 2018-04-30 |
| 3629. | Dnami (dnami) | 63.19 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 3630. | peter (fastlikeamericans) | 63.15 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 3631. | jeff (truemonarch) | 63.14 | 96% | 2017-10-01 |
| 3632. | Adreanna (anmendoza2010) | 63.14 | 97% | 2019-10-09 |
| 3633. | Dan (dangtheman) | 63.14 | 95% | 2017-09-24 |
| 3634. | adilbek (mazh0rik) | 63.14 | 98% | 2018-02-07 |
| 3635. | Hayden (haydenp16) | 63.13 | 95% | 2019-03-21 |
| 3636. | BlueberryMourning (blueberr... | 63.13 | 96% | 2017-10-20 |
| 3637. | Yougow (yougow) | 63.12 | 99% | 2020-02-06 |
| 3638. | Tangent (mrtangent) | 63.12 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3639. | Andreas (abouras) | 63.09 | 97% | 2019-04-30 |
| 3640. | Uncle John Jr. the 5th (che... | 63.08 | 96% | 2019-11-26 |
| 3641. | Poizon (abdulx8) | 63.08 | 94% | 2019-06-27 |
| 3642. | Joel (phitsuh) | 63.07 | 96% | 2018-09-24 |
| 3643. | Michael (mickykebe) | 63.07 | 98% | 2017-12-22 |
| 3644. | Bruh (1845619) | 63.06 | 94% | 2019-06-07 |
| 3645. | Archie (runemoose42) | 63.05 | 95% | 2018-06-19 |
| 3646. | Beau (bcased) | 63.04 | 97% | 2017-09-15 |
| 3647. | douzhen (akariin) | 63.02 | 96% | 2019-07-03 |
| 3648. | Udan (fris93) | 62.99 | 98% | 2019-06-17 |
| 3649. | Grog (groogwow) | 62.99 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 3650. | Chris (voxbird) | 62.99 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 3651. | Nikhil (doctor_doom) | 62.97 | 94% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3652. | Jonas (zamurai88) | 62.96 | 97% | 2019-08-20 |
| 3653. | Ben (wippidy) | 62.89 | 96% | 2021-07-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |