Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4280. | FurrJerr (furrjerr) | 60.72 | 94% | 2020-08-31 |
| 4281. | Ahmed (ahmekal) | 60.72 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 4282. | Ahrar (ahrar) | 60.72 | 97% | 2017-12-04 |
| 4283. | Fabrizio (fabriuzi) | 60.71 | 94% | 2019-04-26 |
| 4284. | Manish (manish_joshi) | 60.71 | 96% | 2019-12-15 |
| 4285. | Andreas (abouras) | 60.69 | 97% | 2019-04-23 |
| 4286. | dani (danisirico) | 60.68 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 4287. | Phantom (dactue1006) | 60.68 | 96% | 2019-05-28 |
| 4288. | BoxingNguyen (boxingnguyen) | 60.67 | 96% | 2017-08-31 |
| 4289. | isthislewz (isthislewz) | 60.66 | 96% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4290. | Acehunter1 (acehunter14) | 60.66 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 4291. | Pakistan (ethanithiel) | 60.66 | 99% | 2019-09-25 |
| 4292. | Tatum (tatumshay1) | 60.65 | 95% | 2019-04-08 |
| 4293. | Tim (mistertim) | 60.64 | 95% | 2018-12-02 |
| 4294. | Taneri (revirial) | 60.64 | 97% | 2019-12-20 |
| 4295. | brody (brodyb2003) | 60.62 | 95% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4296. | Tom (tom1110) | 60.61 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 4297. | You (checkicus) | 60.61 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 4298. | ngodup (nyaklha) | 60.57 | 95% | 2019-09-24 |
| 4299. | anant (anant059) | 60.56 | 98% | 2021-08-04 |
| 4300. | Hairil (real88) | 60.54 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4301. | Catalin (catalinhimself) | 60.53 | 96% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4302. | Gustavo (yoosteen) | 60.51 | 97% | 2021-08-07 |
| 4303. | JAFFAR (thetypingfreak) | 60.51 | 98% | 2018-10-11 |
| 4304. | Robert (rmedin04) | 60.51 | 97% | 2019-11-27 |
| 4305. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 60.50 | 96% | 2018-11-27 |
| 4306. | kyle (poyser) | 60.48 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 4307. | uracra (uracra) | 60.48 | 98% | 2019-07-12 |
| 4308. | Tsetsen (unknownxxx) | 60.47 | 94% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4309. | Umar (mumarkhan999) | 60.47 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |