It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4265. | invader (megawutt) | 58.12 | 97% | 2018-10-12 |
| 4266. | ∞ (technolojesus) | 58.12 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 4267. | Anon (theodicy) | 58.08 | 97% | 2019-01-17 |
| 4268. | Rain (u96e8) | 58.08 | 96% | 2018-07-03 |
| 4269. | Pete (pete2015) | 58.08 | 96% | 2018-11-20 |
| 4270. | Matthew (blayzed93) | 58.05 | 95% | 2017-09-09 |
| 4271. | Dan (cantdecidedan) | 58.03 | 98% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4272. | Qizot (qizot) | 58.03 | 96% | 2019-11-03 |
| 4273. | Nasar (nasarlagenda) | 58.02 | 97% | 2018-06-13 |
| 4274. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 57.98 | 99% | 2018-12-06 |
| 4275. | Gary (ggaarryy12340) | 57.97 | 95% | 2020-10-19 |
| 4276. | Hassan (hassanalmatar) | 57.93 | 96% | 2020-11-11 |
| 4277. | Joshua (beastjg) | 57.93 | 94% | 2020-11-17 |
| 4278. | Allanbow (allanbow) | 57.92 | 97% | 2018-07-24 |
| 4279. | Beau (beaubafett) | 57.90 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 4280. | r0hkx (r0hkx) | 57.89 | 94% | 2020-11-09 |
| 4281. | yosef (checkavailabilities) | 57.88 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 4282. | Abhijeet (fun2shh) | 57.84 | 96% | 2018-02-15 |
| 4283. | Harvey (harveygb2003) | 57.82 | 95% | 2020-04-15 |
| 4284. | Hien (vincent712) | 57.81 | 96% | 2020-09-26 |
| 4285. | Wusien (wusien) | 57.81 | 94% | 2020-04-06 |
| 4286. | Heide (vnit) | 57.79 | 97% | 2020-04-27 |
| 4287. | Jun (refindo) | 57.78 | 94% | 2018-06-27 |
| 4288. | Ripx (ripx) | 57.76 | 96% | 2019-11-17 |
| 4289. | Carl (xstillo) | 57.75 | 94% | 2018-11-12 |
| 4290. | D (dylanite13) | 57.75 | 99% | 2021-08-21 |
| 4291. | Enki (weakman54) | 57.75 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 4292. | Joshua (wthjosh) | 57.75 | 94% | 2017-10-27 |
| 4293. | Fayed (alfayed10) | 57.73 | 96% | 2017-09-09 |
| 4294. | anatoly (popovanatoly) | 57.73 | 97% | 2018-07-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |