I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4711. | Chinh Nguyen (chinhtyper) | 106.62 | 97.1% | 2024-05-03 |
| 4712. | Grimm (xa_lorde) | 106.62 | 99% | 2021-05-07 |
| 4713. | Crack (cactuscane) | 106.62 | 94% | 2019-09-13 |
| 4714. | Jack (jackslagle) | 106.61 | 100% | 2024-08-12 |
| 4715. | pythagoras (123pythagoras123) | 106.61 | 98.2% | 2023-11-13 |
| 4716. | potato (potato42069) | 106.60 | 98% | 2021-11-19 |
| 4717. | Lance (firball62) | 106.60 | 89% | 2017-04-26 |
| 4718. | ilove cheese142 (ktylol) | 106.59 | 99% | 2025-07-17 |
| 4719. | tenga (violxt) | 106.59 | 99% | 2019-11-11 |
| 4720. | Eyeronical (parthtyperacerg... | 106.59 | 98% | 2023-09-01 |
| 4721. | dspr (dspr) | 106.58 | 99% | 2021-08-24 |
| 4722. | name999 (name_999) | 106.58 | 98% | 2021-07-26 |
| 4723. | ki (kiiiiiiiiii) | 106.58 | 100% | 2021-06-15 |
| 4724. | Leia (s_leia) | 106.57 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 4725. | skippie (itsskippie) | 106.56 | 98% | 2021-08-26 |
| 4726. | Elisa (elisac00) | 106.56 | 98% | 2017-04-23 |
| 4727. | yodas (yodas) | 106.55 | 99% | 2021-06-25 |
| 4728. | kifumi (kifumi) | 106.55 | 96.4% | 2024-12-06 |
| 4729. | cheatwheat (cheatwheat) | 106.55 | 99% | 2021-07-07 |
| 4730. | Megan (rackhams_razor) | 106.54 | 99% | 2025-04-09 |
| 4731. | Dodger (racedodger) | 106.54 | 100% | 2021-05-17 |
| 4732. | Jabileu (viktthor666) | 106.54 | 99% | 2018-11-10 |
| 4733. | Gagan (gagan18) | 106.53 | 99.4% | 2024-07-13 |
| 4734. | Mike (wikemazowski) | 106.53 | 99% | 2020-12-02 |
| 4735. | Erlang (erlangwiratama) | 106.53 | 99% | 2017-07-16 |
| 4736. | auden (abu898) | 106.51 | 99% | 2025-06-07 |
| 4737. | j (zjvr) | 106.51 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 4738. | Josh (j2k__) | 106.51 | 99% | 2022-04-13 |
| 4739. | Keziah (kookiru) | 106.51 | 98% | 2021-05-27 |
| 4740. | Potato (ragingpotato711) | 106.51 | 99% | 2022-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |