Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3310. | Kou (itsme1) | 68.96 | 95% | 2018-08-10 |
| 3311. | Luuk (makkermaat) | 68.95 | 96% | 2020-05-19 |
| 3312. | Vladislav (slepick) | 68.95 | 97% | 2018-09-23 |
| 3313. | astroLion (astrolion) | 68.95 | 98% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3314. | Gilergil (gilergil) | 68.95 | 95% | 2019-09-08 |
| 3315. | EdK (edk2000) | 68.94 | 96% | 2019-06-25 |
| 3316. | Phinix (soaringphinix) | 68.92 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3317. | Marcio (bowiesleeper) | 68.91 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3318. | Sanic (192378) | 68.91 | 96% | 2020-04-27 |
| 3319. | typer (turbo360) | 68.91 | 95% | 2018-01-17 |
| 3320. | Benedikt (dikt73) | 68.87 | 96% | 2019-05-31 |
| 3321. | Seok (seokorean) | 68.87 | 94% | 2018-06-12 |
| 3322. | ArxsvZ (arxsvz) | 68.86 | 95% | 2019-03-14 |
| 3323. | Jovo (bossitch) | 68.85 | 97% | 2018-03-15 |
| 3324. | milluki (milluki) | 68.84 | 98% | 2018-11-13 |
| 3325. | Pro (bestprotyper) | 68.83 | 95% | 2020-05-09 |
| 3326. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 68.82 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3327. | (ntandem) | 68.80 | 96% | 2018-06-15 |
| 3328. | Jwickblack (hellwood) | 68.80 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 3329. | Kevin (mellowtoucan) | 68.79 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 3330. | Raadek (knr24) | 68.79 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 3331. | MinetasticAR (minetasticar) | 68.78 | 97% | 2019-12-21 |
| 3332. | yappa (yappa99_rc) | 68.77 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 3333. | Acesulfame K (acesulfame_k) | 68.76 | 98% | 2018-06-20 |
| 3334. | Mary (marho17) | 68.75 | 95% | 2019-07-15 |
| 3335. | Emil (zelciux) | 68.74 | 95% | 2019-03-01 |
| 3336. | Paul (pjpage) | 68.73 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 3337. | David (klassmagicer17) | 68.73 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 3338. | Luke (lrvideckis1) | 68.72 | 95% | 2018-12-04 |
| 3339. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 68.72 | 95% | 2020-08-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |