It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2644. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 74.46 | 97% | 2019-10-21 |
| 2645. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 74.46 | 98% | 2020-09-14 |
| 2646. | ppgg (pp__gg) | 74.46 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 2647. | James (justjames) | 74.44 | 96% | 2020-08-08 |
| 2648. | Simin (siminsays) | 74.43 | 98% | 2020-11-25 |
| 2649. | teleo (teleosquid) | 74.43 | 98% | 2020-08-05 |
| 2650. | Impartial (totallyimpartial) | 74.41 | 96% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2651. | لآ اِلَهَ اِلّ... | 74.41 | 96% | 2018-05-08 |
| 2652. | Andy (balisongflips) | 74.40 | 94% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2653. | Sloth (senseisloth) | 74.40 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 2654. | John (jgrasso4) | 74.40 | 97% | 2018-02-22 |
| 2655. | Brent (brentdrns) | 74.39 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 2656. | big (bigfudge14) | 74.39 | 97% | 2020-09-12 |
| 2657. | MS (damanthc) | 74.39 | 96% | 2021-08-23 |
| 2658. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 74.37 | 98% | 2018-01-24 |
| 2659. | h0wLz (h0wlz) | 74.36 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| 2660. | juicebox (xsolstice) | 74.35 | 98% | 2020-11-28 |
| 2661. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 74.35 | 97% | 2020-10-07 |
| 2662. | Para (parad) | 74.35 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2663. | noobmaster69 (noobmast3r69) | 74.34 | 97% | 2020-07-20 |
| 2664. | Daverson (nissenesmo) | 74.30 | 97% | 2017-09-06 |
| 2665. | khanh (lenguyenkhanh) | 74.30 | 99% | 2019-06-23 |
| 2666. | Mario (funky_kun) | 74.28 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
| 2667. | Mochi (doglovernicoleshum) | 74.28 | 96% | 2018-01-31 |
| 2668. | Timmity (timmity) | 74.28 | 96% | 2018-12-15 |
| 2669. | Mohit (mohit2208) | 74.27 | 97% | 2020-02-09 |
| 2670. | person (tumadreestahomo) | 74.24 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2671. | b (bonkadonks) | 74.23 | 97% | 2021-08-23 |
| 2672. | Jose (neopeace) | 74.23 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
| 2673. | Seyoung (seyoung) | 74.22 | 97% | 2018-07-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |