Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5347. | Rob (typinginess) | 57.72 | 96% | 2017-10-27 |
| 5348. | 彡 ᴏᴏʏᴏᴏ 彡 (ooyoo) | 57.71 | 97% | 2018-08-23 |
| 5349. | Garengpung (tryoph51) | 57.70 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
| 5350. | Yano (yano_karozuno) | 57.68 | 97% | 2018-07-27 |
| 5351. | space (bjane) | 57.67 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 5352. | Milos (vampirespeed) | 57.67 | 94% | 2019-04-14 |
| 5353. | jude (jude17) | 57.67 | 95% | 2020-04-02 |
| 5354. | Kleuz (kleuz) | 57.66 | 94% | 2020-04-14 |
| 5355. | Gytis (gpgytis) | 57.66 | 95% | 2018-09-30 |
| 5356. | The Anh (anhnt29) | 57.66 | 96% | 2018-08-16 |
| 5357. | Sadaq (sadaq) | 57.66 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 5358. | Rezaul (rezaulhsagar) | 57.61 | 95% | 2020-11-02 |
| 5359. | DaiWei (raodaiwei123) | 57.61 | 95% | 2020-04-03 |
| 5360. | Ket (ket93) | 57.59 | 95% | 2019-01-28 |
| 5361. | Ethan (sutherland_12) | 57.57 | 96% | 2018-01-16 |
| 5362. | Narkotik (vacban) | 57.55 | 94% | 2018-05-02 |
| 5363. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 57.52 | 97% | 2019-07-05 |
| 5364. | Naman (noman16) | 57.52 | 96% | 2019-09-10 |
| 5365. | Justin (jjsu1218) | 57.52 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 5366. | samuel (laxal12) | 57.51 | 95% | 2018-04-10 |
| 5367. | Ryan (bluesquirrel) | 57.51 | 95% | 2020-01-22 |
| 5368. | javier (jf1442) | 57.51 | 96% | 2020-05-04 |
| 5369. | Diego (megax454) | 57.51 | 96% | 2018-10-04 |
| 5370. | Piotr (piotrix) | 57.48 | 95% | 2019-01-20 |
| 5371. | Rahmandika (treksaurus17) | 57.45 | 95% | 2020-11-05 |
| 5372. | giannis (gammyhorse) | 57.45 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 5373. | Thomas (isnotavailable_isno... | 57.45 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 5374. | Kawaii (kawaiidesuwu) | 57.44 | 94% | 2019-10-31 |
| 5375. | Andrew (potatoking197) | 57.44 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 5376. | Himanshu (pluto_ish) | 57.42 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |