So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12796. | Michael (steponit) | 80.38 | 99% | 2018-08-18 |
| 12797. | Yogin (xanthum) | 80.38 | 99% | 2014-04-15 |
| 12798. | George (gecovin) | 80.37 | 98% | 2021-08-11 |
| 12799. | Tommy!! (tommyisnotcool) | 80.37 | 97% | 2012-10-29 |
| 12800. | ZAKARIYA (elhilali_zakariya) | 80.37 | 96.9% | 2023-07-17 |
| 12801. | Justin (lightningvoltix) | 80.37 | 96% | 2023-02-05 |
| 12802. | Andy (loekandy) | 80.37 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 12803. | Victor (uiron) | 80.37 | 96% | 2011-09-16 |
| 12804. | Martin (kompot) | 80.37 | 97% | 2014-07-27 |
| 12805. | Craig (ground2air) | 80.37 | — | 2010-11-10 |
| 12806. | Zubin (zkim9546) | 80.36 | 95% | 2015-10-20 |
| 12807. | Malagasy_Typer (bradthegoat69) | 80.36 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
| 12808. | Guest (guest002) | 80.36 | 98% | 2021-07-02 |
| 12809. | Simon (zzarox) | 80.36 | 90% | 2016-03-21 |
| 12810. | Melissa (damnmel) | 80.35 | 98% | 2012-05-19 |
| 12811. | John (typist426) | 80.35 | 99% | 2016-12-24 |
| 12812. | abhi (cheapcoder) | 80.34 | 100% | 2020-10-01 |
| 12813. | ColonelHu (colonelhu) | 80.34 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 12814. | rohan (roni_goswami9) | 80.34 | 98% | 2022-10-14 |
| 12815. | Eric (airicc) | 80.34 | 98% | 2022-02-22 |
| 12816. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 80.34 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 12817. | R (hellothere1233) | 80.33 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
| 12818. | Chi (348cdt21) | 80.33 | 94% | 2015-04-01 |
| 12819. | Ajay (ajayvarma) | 80.33 | 95% | 2011-09-12 |
| 12820. | Kangaroo (kangaroocruz) | 80.32 | 97% | 2022-08-10 |
| 12821. | Sara (steglive) | 80.32 | 97% | 2022-11-06 |
| 12822. | Mike (ironmk) | 80.31 | 99% | 2019-11-18 |
| 12823. | Don (yiehyuheng) | 80.31 | 95.1% | 2021-02-08 |
| 12824. | ap3rson (ap3rson) | 80.31 | 95% | 2013-03-26 |
| 12825. | Yash (yashness) | 80.31 | 98% | 2013-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |