All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
—from The Princess Bride, a movie by Rob Reiner
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14075. | no (neptorsv) | 71.99 | 96% | 2021-10-14 |
| 14076. | Kevin (kevincamilo) | 71.98 | 97% | 2021-09-27 |
| 14077. | braden (cablebox) | 71.98 | 96% | 2023-03-13 |
| 14078. | Hau (jackie1997) | 71.97 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 14079. | Josh (zeubermensch1337) | 71.96 | 96% | 2020-09-29 |
| 14080. | bratbratbratbrat (bratbratb... | 71.96 | 96% | 2024-07-18 |
| 14081. | Jesse (alfonz) | 71.96 | 98% | 2022-05-26 |
| 14082. | Brad (godspeed99) | 71.96 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 14083. | M (whitepurpleorchid) | 71.95 | 98.8% | 2023-12-14 |
| 14084. | Nana (cypher404) | 71.94 | 95% | 2021-05-07 |
| 14085. | * (000100020003) | 71.94 | 96% | 2021-07-11 |
| 14086. | Daniel (nep7une) | 71.93 | 97% | 2018-01-09 |
| 14087. | Schakrin (wavezzx) | 71.93 | 96% | 2021-06-19 |
| 14088. | Pana (pana_miguel) | 71.93 | 96% | 2021-04-09 |
| 14089. | Type (physicalz1) | 71.93 | 98% | 2021-02-04 |
| 14090. | Pho (phobreze) | 71.93 | 95.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14091. | duke (saucian) | 71.92 | 96% | 2025-02-27 |
| 14092. | lacktoast (cheaky46) | 71.92 | 97% | 2025-08-27 |
| 14093. | Ryan (oryan24799) | 71.92 | 96.5% | 2021-02-22 |
| 14094. | Vanesa (vanesa2943) | 71.91 | 97% | 2022-09-15 |
| 14095. | Skerolt (skerolt) | 71.90 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 14096. | Temirlan (trott) | 71.90 | 95.7% | 2024-07-08 |
| 14097. | Dusty (dustyfc97) | 71.90 | 96% | 2019-11-14 |
| 14098. | Chapri 👛👛 (sunilswain) | 71.90 | 96% | 2022-01-27 |
| 14099. | zoom (zoomstar) | 71.90 | 99% | 2023-01-02 |
| 14100. | Leo (1_typer_boy_1) | 71.90 | 97% | 2021-01-04 |
| 14101. | Speedy (airflow) | 71.89 | 97.2% | 2024-07-18 |
| 14102. | kyle (poyser) | 71.89 | 98% | 2022-06-01 |
| 14103. | sim (sim29667) | 71.88 | 97.2% | 2025-01-24 |
| 14104. | Lying in my Bed (imlyinginm... | 71.88 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 32,037 | 91.21 | June 26, 2017 |
| Long Texts | 84 | 84.72 | May 16, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 24 | 101.71 | October 29, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 70.28 | February 19, 2022 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |