I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12751. | (0alex) | 82.37 | 97% | 2022-05-18 |
| 12752. | (masterdvorak) | 82.37 | 98% | 2021-12-28 |
| 12753. | (lordkite) | 82.37 | 96% | 2021-09-06 |
| 12754. | (john_) | 82.37 | 95% | 2017-07-02 |
| 12755. | (rqew) | 82.37 | 97% | 2019-02-27 |
| 12756. | (henburger) | 82.35 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 12757. | badtyper (badtyper_) | 82.35 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
| 12758. | (dontudare) | 82.35 | 97.7% | 2023-08-09 |
| 12759. | (jmbreche) | 82.35 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 12760. | (cerea1) | 82.35 | 97% | 2021-02-18 |
| 12761. | Howlh (howlh) | 82.35 | 97.1% | 2023-12-03 |
| 12762. | (dogsbollocks) | 82.35 | 98% | 2021-01-15 |
| 12763. | (yuvo88) | 82.34 | 97% | 2021-09-24 |
| 12764. | (phf5) | 82.34 | 97.2% | 2023-08-04 |
| 12765. | Arslan (arslan_03) | 82.34 | 96% | 2022-03-31 |
| 12766. | (brainuser5705) | 82.34 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 12767. | (pg191919) | 82.33 | 97% | 2021-12-17 |
| 12768. | (aragorn87) | 82.33 | 95% | 2023-02-26 |
| 12769. | (shlggy) | 82.33 | 96% | 2018-01-12 |
| 12770. | 11111 (chdempty) | 82.33 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 12771. | (lgrandco) | 82.32 | 97% | 2024-10-08 |
| 12772. | (tyrenz) | 82.32 | 98% | 2021-01-20 |
| 12773. | (kizuiyo) | 82.32 | 96% | 2023-10-22 |
| 12774. | NecroCW (necrocw) | 82.32 | 95% | 2023-03-12 |
| 12775. | rayner harold (raynerhmc) | 82.32 | 98% | 2018-10-13 |
| 12776. | (wiederherr) | 82.31 | 100% | 2025-09-20 |
| 12777. | (gesnox) | 82.31 | 97% | 2017-12-24 |
| 12778. | (darklbp) | 82.31 | 93% | 2017-02-24 |
| 12779. | (siddhant03) | 82.30 | 98% | 2021-08-21 |
| 12780. | (atoi) | 82.30 | 95% | 2017-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |