As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19118. | Carlos (carlosmachina) | 62.90 | 93% | 2015-12-03 |
| 19119. | Elazjia (elazjia) | 62.89 | 95% | 2023-09-17 |
| 19120. | SDF (rc12chy) | 62.89 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
| 19121. | Lath (lath_) | 62.89 | 96% | 2023-07-06 |
| 19122. | Wasda (wasdaracer) | 62.89 | 97% | 2022-06-27 |
| 19123. | WannaSEEmore? (just_abu) | 62.89 | 94% | 2022-08-03 |
| 19124. | Pieter (pvanuffelen) | 62.89 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 19125. | Gustav (gustavelmqvist) | 62.89 | 94% | 2016-10-23 |
| 19126. | Rodney (rodneyslafuente) | 62.88 | 97% | 2020-03-30 |
| 19127. | Петя (prospetsnaz) | 62.88 | 96% | 2018-07-02 |
| 19128. | Trần (trantri2087) | 62.88 | 97% | 2019-09-25 |
| 19129. | Esentur (esentur) | 62.87 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 19130. | Aleks (mightyguacamole) | 62.87 | 97% | 2020-09-09 |
| 19131. | Typer (cflibelo@yahoo.com) | 62.87 | 96% | 2015-04-21 |
| 19132. | Andrea (aerdna24) | 62.87 | 91% | 2016-01-19 |
| 19133. | Kevin (brendanfraser) | 62.87 | 86% | 2016-09-13 |
| 19134. | knuckless222 (jnorwood22) | 62.86 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| 19135. | Critical (malfunction1) | 62.86 | 96% | 2017-10-19 |
| 19136. | Shubham (shubham6251) | 62.86 | 97% | 2021-02-27 |
| 19137. | Radzik (r_dzik) | 62.86 | 100% | 2021-01-14 |
| 19138. | monky (chbomb3) | 62.86 | 94% | 2021-03-17 |
| 19139. | Arnold (arnoldlek) | 62.85 | 96% | 2021-01-10 |
| 19140. | Niloy (niloysh) | 62.84 | 97% | 2023-06-22 |
| 19141. | Jakob (jakob170201) | 62.84 | 94% | 2022-05-15 |
| 19142. | Dr. (saddathasan) | 62.83 | 97% | 2021-06-26 |
| 19143. | Zubair Ali (zubairali) | 62.83 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 19144. | Mark (praey) | 62.83 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
| 19145. | Brydon (the_blackfish) | 62.83 | 95% | 2021-06-24 |
| 19146. | hmmmn (t0uot) | 62.83 | 96% | 2020-11-14 |
| 19147. | Erik (pykuh) | 62.82 | 96% | 2023-01-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |