It's inhuman to serve the same food day after day. The Geneva Convention prohibits the killing of our taste buds! I simply cannot eat the same food day after day. Fish! Liver! Day after day! I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! I've eaten so much fish I'm ready to grow gills! I've eaten so much liver I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions! Are we going to stand for this? Are we going to let them do this to us? No, I say NO! We're not going to eat this dreck anymore! We want something else!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1971. | Mason (hyojin2k) | 81.18 | 95% | 2019-03-22 |
| 1972. | SwissMade (swissmade122) | 81.17 | 98% | 2020-07-03 |
| 1973. | Victor (susavile) | 81.17 | 97% | 2019-03-06 |
| 1974. | Peter Ian (casparbayliss) | 81.16 | 97% | 2019-09-03 |
| 1975. | Cobi (littlepwn) | 81.15 | 96% | 2019-05-28 |
| 1976. | GoddammitKrr (thelongkrr) | 81.14 | 96% | 2020-08-14 |
| 1977. | ⠀ (fopdoodle) | 81.11 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 1978. | Wassup (andylocks) | 81.10 | 98% | 2019-12-09 |
| 1979. | evan (thelordsatan) | 81.10 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 1980. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 81.09 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 1981. | Marek (ksydry_nt_pbt) | 81.09 | 97% | 2017-10-23 |
| 1982. | Paul (pk234) | 81.07 | 99% | 2018-05-22 |
| 1983. | Brian (scottyb) | 81.06 | 97% | 2019-04-24 |
| 1984. | jared (mbdtf) | 81.04 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 1985. | Zach (11037) | 81.03 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 1986. | Nathan (natebakescakes) | 81.01 | 97% | 2018-09-30 |
| 1987. | Chaws5 (chaws5) | 81.00 | 99% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1988. | Drew (dewbz) | 81.00 | 97% | 2017-11-07 |
| 1989. | SAYH (benpiggy) | 80.99 | 98% | 2018-05-11 |
| 1990. | Buster Brown (shadowblitz29) | 80.98 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
| 1991. | Gidean (gidean) | 80.96 | 98% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1992. | Andrew (zengwendian) | 80.96 | 97% | 2020-11-29 |
| 1993. | Nishchal (nishchal07) | 80.96 | 98% | 2020-03-23 |
| 1994. | Pedro (pedro5370) | 80.95 | 98% | 2021-08-20 |
| 1995. | negamartin (negamartin) | 80.94 | 97% | 2020-06-01 |
| 1996. | Jayson (itsjaysonfr) | 80.94 | 97% | 2017-10-10 |
| 1997. | Butdikc (butdikc) | 80.92 | 97% | 2018-06-14 |
| 1998. | Krishna (cold5r) | 80.87 | 98% | 2019-01-18 |
| 1999. | Jonowo (trainerjono) | 80.86 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
| 2000. | sonny (sonnysixteen) | 80.84 | 99% | 2020-11-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,224 | 81.41 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 59.44 | August 12, 2021 |
| Instant Death Mode | 3 | 107.60 | March 27, 2020 |
| Long Texts | 1 | 91.73 | July 11, 2017 |