I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1620. | Eddie (eddie_08) | 91.01 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 1621. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 91.00 | 98.6% | 2024-09-02 |
| 1622. | Sonic (superdupersonic) | 90.99 | 98% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1623. | Marcy (izliando) | 90.99 | 98.6% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1624. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 90.96 | 97.6% | 2024-05-17 |
| 1625. | KNOWXX (knowxx) | 90.95 | 97% | 2024-07-25 |
| 1626. | eoss (eoss111) | 90.91 | 97% | 2025-03-02 |
| 1627. | Parin (binbinuser) | 90.89 | 95% | 2024-12-07 |
| 1628. | Isabell (meechingurl) | 90.89 | 97.9% | 2024-11-13 |
| 1629. | SupaFast (nicholasflamel) | 90.86 | 97.7% | 2023-07-28 |
| 1630. | Could be you (cycosniper) | 90.85 | 96% | 2023-05-16 |
| 1631. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 90.84 | 96.7% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1632. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 90.84 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1633. | Ray (rj444) | 90.83 | 97% | 2024-07-16 |
| 1634. | Michael (fourforce) | 90.82 | 97.7% | 2024-07-04 |
| 1635. | flashytyper007 (flashytyper... | 90.81 | 97% | 2024-12-09 |
| 1636. | moonrunes (chatmandeux) | 90.79 | 98% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1637. | D (midnightnimbus) | 90.79 | 97% | 2025-01-08 |
| 1638. | Robin (wqxhouse) | 90.77 | 96% | 2024-03-09 |
| 1639. | Dara (adoran) | 90.77 | 98% | 2023-06-06 |
| 1640. | James (chub_gub) | 90.76 | 95.8% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1641. | Nikola (dropndrag) | 90.76 | 97.8% | 2024-10-21 |
| 1642. | echovl (echovl) | 90.72 | 99% | 2024-07-05 |
| 1643. | Krypto (krypto406) | 90.72 | 96.8% | 2024-01-11 |
| 1644. | seraph (seraph02) | 90.71 | 97% | 2024-11-23 |
| 1645. | Ansh Sainani (asedwin) | 90.71 | 95.8% | 2024-10-28 |
| 1646. | Dickson (kldho2) | 90.66 | 96.3% | 2023-11-22 |
| 1647. | Bade (terrabade) | 90.66 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1648. | adsfjk (jbcabintoy14) | 90.65 | 96.7% | 2025-02-06 |
| 1649. | yu-kun (yu_kun271) | 90.63 | 96.7% | 2024-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |