I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1499. | (redfive5) | 95.96 | 95.5% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1500. | watchdominion.com (leegunner) | 95.96 | 97.6% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1501. | (khanh_5567) | 95.88 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
| 1502. | (alexinfinity) | 95.88 | 96.7% | 2024-09-16 |
| 1503. | (sandyx123) | 95.85 | 97.1% | 2023-06-06 |
| 1504. | (lh2025) | 95.85 | 99.5% | 2024-11-07 |
| 1505. | (brickoven) | 95.85 | 97.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1506. | Hamza (hamzaisaslowtyper) | 95.82 | 98% | 2025-10-09 |
| 1507. | (gymrat4000) | 95.82 | 96% | 2024-05-06 |
| 1508. | (hamshank) | 95.82 | 98.4% | 2024-08-29 |
| 1509. | (haulzy) | 95.79 | 97.4% | 2024-08-17 |
| 1510. | d0ge (d0ge) | 95.78 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 1511. | (mcviq) | 95.76 | 97% | 2025-05-22 |
| 1512. | (mentolina) | 95.76 | 98% | 2025-05-29 |
| 1513. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 95.76 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 1514. | Mehmed (gigaxel) | 95.75 | 97.5% | 2024-02-16 |
| 1515. | (upperdecker) | 95.74 | 98.4% | 2024-09-11 |
| 1516. | Eric (chasingfire) | 95.74 | 97.8% | 2024-01-13 |
| 1517. | (ayeitbeguy) | 95.72 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 1518. | deadpool (deadpool__) | 95.69 | 96.9% | 2024-05-21 |
| 1519. | (the_night_owl) | 95.67 | 97.7% | 2025-02-15 |
| 1520. | (vespertini19) | 95.67 | 97% | 2026-01-06 |
| 1521. | (dondre0510) | 95.66 | 98% | 2026-04-04 |
| 1522. | (zancatsan) | 95.65 | 97.2% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1523. | (chang88_) | 95.65 | 97% | 2024-04-13 |
| 1524. | (gizmic) | 95.65 | 98% | 2024-02-09 |
| 1525. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 95.63 | 96.5% | 2023-08-29 |
| 1526. | (sdatistic) | 95.63 | 94.9% | 2023-12-22 |
| 1527. | (altoidxl) | 95.63 | 95.3% | 2023-11-16 |
| 1528. | Will (kingofpie22) | 95.61 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |