I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1255. | audri (swansonglover) | 95.97 | 99% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1256. | Sabari (sabari314) | 95.97 | 97.2% | 2025-03-26 |
| 1257. | Yaz Saito (ysaito) | 95.96 | 97.8% | 2024-05-27 |
| 1258. | redfive (redfive5) | 95.96 | 96% | 2024-05-04 |
| 1259. | watchdominion.com (leegunner) | 95.96 | 97.6% | 2025-01-24 |
| 1260. | Khanh (khanh_5567) | 95.88 | 98% | 2024-02-27 |
| 1261. | Alex (alexinfinity) | 95.88 | 97% | 2024-09-16 |
| 1262. | Liam (lh2025) | 95.85 | 99.5% | 2024-11-07 |
| 1263. | Sandy (sandyx123) | 95.85 | 97% | 2023-06-06 |
| 1264. | Daniel (brickoven) | 95.85 | 97.2% | 2023-10-03 |
| 1265. | Ben (gymrat4000) | 95.82 | 96% | 2024-05-06 |
| 1266. | Jackery (hamshank) | 95.82 | 98.4% | 2024-08-29 |
| 1267. | Kelby (haulzy) | 95.79 | 97.4% | 2024-08-17 |
| 1268. | d0ge (d0ge) | 95.78 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
| 1269. | MemeDude (memegod01) | 95.76 | 98% | 2025-06-06 |
| 1270. | Mehmed (gigaxel) | 95.75 | 97% | 2024-02-16 |
| 1271. | Ryan (upperdecker) | 95.74 | 98% | 2024-09-11 |
| 1272. | Eric (chasingfire) | 95.74 | 97.8% | 2024-01-13 |
| 1273. | Guy (ayeitbeguy) | 95.72 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 1274. | deadpool (deadpool__) | 95.69 | 96.9% | 2024-05-21 |
| 1275. | Isaiah (the_night_owl) | 95.67 | 97.7% | 2025-02-15 |
| 1276. | Eron Latif (zancatsan) | 95.65 | 97% | 2024-03-13 |
| 1277. | Gizmic (gizmic) | 95.65 | 98% | 2024-02-09 |
| 1278. | I'm still sticking with Qwe... | 95.65 | 97% | 2024-04-13 |
| 1279. | zach (sdatistic) | 95.63 | 94.9% | 2023-12-22 |
| 1280. | AltoidXL (altoidxl) | 95.63 | 95.3% | 2023-11-16 |
| 1281. | fryguy (frenchfryguy) | 95.63 | 96.5% | 2023-08-29 |
| 1282. | Will (kingofpie22) | 95.61 | 97% | 2023-05-06 |
| 1283. | RoyFanIsAFan (roy_fan_is_a_... | 95.58 | 98% | 2025-02-02 |
| 1284. | Crazy Frog (crazyfr0g) | 95.57 | 97.5% | 2023-10-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |