I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4470. | 🍌 One Banana 🍌 (milkt... | 107.41 | 99% | 2018-04-16 |
| 4471. | Spencer (kingcrozma) | 107.40 | 98.8% | 2024-04-29 |
| 4472. | sini (seenee) | 107.40 | 98% | 2017-07-18 |
| 4473. | Nicholas (butthoe) | 107.39 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 4474. | 43 (sosjiz) | 107.39 | 97.4% | 2024-08-19 |
| 4475. | Fish (fish753) | 107.39 | 99% | 2017-06-06 |
| 4476. | Reaching (breakingpoint1) | 107.38 | 97.6% | 2025-04-17 |
| 4477. | Roi (drone333) | 107.38 | 99% | 2021-07-27 |
| 4478. | Jay (aasiaat) | 107.38 | 99% | 2023-01-01 |
| 4479. | linkai (linkaixd) | 107.38 | 99% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4480. | 🌑🌘 🌗 🌖 🌕 (t... | 107.38 | 99% | 2018-04-22 |
| 4481. | Wtf (ಠ_ಠ) (bahjeng2) | 107.38 | 98% | 2017-05-04 |
| 4482. | Tima (tima_geek02) | 107.36 | 98.2% | 2024-01-16 |
| 4483. | apoorv (covfere) | 107.36 | 98% | 2023-07-24 |
| 4484. | Me (something_s) | 107.36 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 4485. | Dioscene (dioscene) | 107.36 | 99% | 2017-10-17 |
| 4486. | Chase3303 (chase3303) | 107.35 | 99% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4487. | UF Pakistan (umarpakistan) | 107.35 | 98.2% | 2024-02-16 |
| 4488. | JumbaHumba (jumbahumba) | 107.35 | 99% | 2021-03-11 |
| 4489. | Hazem (hazemhmh) | 107.35 | 94.7% | 2024-09-22 |
| 4490. | 🏅🏅🏅 (naod_1225) | 107.35 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 4491. | Tyson (thanhts2) | 107.35 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 4492. | Jayden (jay_wied_0) | 107.35 | 98% | 2019-09-20 |
| 4493. | lonewolf (ilonewolfi) | 107.33 | 99% | 2018-03-07 |
| 4494. | Angelo (jgello) | 107.33 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 4495. | gvne (gvne) | 107.32 | 97.1% | 2024-11-06 |
| 4496. | mb3awi (emptybox34) | 107.32 | 98% | 2023-02-02 |
| 4497. | Thickspinach (thickspinach) | 107.31 | 97% | 2022-05-21 |
| 4498. | Sahand (sahandallahviranloo) | 107.30 | 98.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 4499. | zheqe (zheqe) | 107.30 | 98% | 2021-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |