I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20975. | patricio (toupa) | 56.90 | 96% | 2019-08-02 |
| 20976. | zed (i_cnat_type) | 56.90 | 94% | 2018-08-08 |
| 20977. | Zhandos (zhandos) | 56.90 | 92% | 2017-03-30 |
| 20978. | Adarsh Anand (lostboy105) | 56.89 | 99% | 2023-02-18 |
| 20979. | c (nigelmcbobby) | 56.89 | 94% | 2023-03-22 |
| 20980. | Absence (absenceofgravity) | 56.89 | 97% | 2021-06-30 |
| 20981. | Mina (bigoppai) | 56.87 | 95% | 2022-02-14 |
| 20982. | P (pratheek_27) | 56.87 | 96% | 2023-10-12 |
| 20983. | pbwn (pbwn) | 56.87 | 97% | 2022-12-17 |
| 20984. | Matt (milczek) | 56.87 | 96% | 2020-12-09 |
| 20985. | Dương Quang (quangtu842002) | 56.87 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
| 20986. | sean (sob9566) | 56.85 | 95% | 2022-08-01 |
| 20987. | Joseph (bnnes714) | 56.85 | 97.4% | 2021-02-18 |
| 20988. | beiluo (beiluo) | 56.84 | 96% | 2021-07-22 |
| 20989. | Priyanshi (priyanshi_gupta) | 56.84 | 96% | 2021-03-07 |
| 20990. | Emeer (emeer_macapili) | 56.83 | 95% | 2021-03-22 |
| 20991. | Viktoras (haeven) | 56.82 | 93% | 2020-10-23 |
| 20992. | deadass (rajteezy) | 56.82 | 94% | 2021-07-12 |
| 20993. | Charteson (charteson) | 56.82 | 93% | 2021-05-08 |
| 20994. | SALTY (saltytap3) | 56.82 | 94% | 2021-02-24 |
| 20995. | jeffbezos (kenjibezos) | 56.81 | 95% | 2025-09-23 |
| 20996. | Tyler (tyler_midnight) | 56.81 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 20997. | Mimon (mimon___) | 56.81 | 95% | 2021-04-16 |
| 20998. | BIcky (bull_7) | 56.81 | 96% | 2021-07-05 |
| 20999. | Ryuen (ryuenle) | 56.81 | 93% | 2018-02-12 |
| 21000. | Aaron (a_aron) | 56.80 | 95% | 2022-04-24 |
| 21001. | IPA101 (ipa101) | 56.80 | 98% | 2017-11-20 |
| 21002. | Ayy (ayylmaoxd69) | 56.79 | 95% | 2024-05-24 |
| 21003. | Martin (matronikx) | 56.79 | 99% | 2023-02-03 |
| 21004. | june (optical_molasses) | 56.79 | 96% | 2022-09-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |